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I was an avid fisher when I was young. I'm from the midwest, so it was always freshwater sport fishing. I caught bass and pike every day in the summer. My uncles always told me they couldn't feel anything.
It wasn't until I moved to the ocean in my 30s that I learned they were dirty liars. I catch nothing but sea catfish. I hate these fricking r-slurs. They ruined fishing for me. They swollow whatever bait you put on the hook and yell at you the entire time you try and doctor the hook out of them. It's not worth it.
I hate them so much. Spend 15 minutes of torment trying to save them for nothing. I really can't do shoreline fishing here anymore because it's all I've gotten.
When I first started here complaining locals would complain about catching puffers and sting rays, and that would even be worse for me because I love them.
No problem, there's a new method of killing lobsters rather than boiling them alive.
As seen here (from 2:00 minute mark onwards) put them in the freezer for 20 minutes or so to stun them, then a knife through the head.
It's painless, honest! (at least so they say).
HIs first attempt with this new method about three years ago. Second attempt had some nerve twitching afterwards. This recipe needed the old "live lobster hot water" method, though it was more of immediate shock than boiling alive.
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Aw thats sad
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don't worry, he's delicious
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Im sure u are too
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Omg you really mean it??
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It's okay the crab was suicidal
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He was feeling crabby
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He look so sad
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Do you want him to be happy he's dying?
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Yes
Everyone deserves a happy ending
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see thats what i said but they still banned me from the massage place
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Counterpoint: they taste worse if you don't boil them alive.
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I was an avid fisher when I was young. I'm from the midwest, so it was always freshwater sport fishing. I caught bass and pike every day in the summer. My uncles always told me they couldn't feel anything.
It wasn't until I moved to the ocean in my 30s that I learned they were dirty liars. I catch nothing but sea catfish. I hate these fricking r-slurs. They ruined fishing for me. They swollow whatever bait you put on the hook and yell at you the entire time you try and doctor the hook out of them. It's not worth it.
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Follow Jesus and he will make you a fisher of men.
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That sounds even more painful.
I'd like to go spear fishing. I like scuba and that seems more ethical in that it's a clean quick kill and you can target your prey. Ever try it?
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They do yell at you a lot like the catfish, yeah.
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I hate them so much. Spend 15 minutes of torment trying to save them for nothing. I really can't do shoreline fishing here anymore because it's all I've gotten.
When I first started here complaining locals would complain about catching puffers and sting rays, and that would even be worse for me because I love them.
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Like that screaming caterpillar from simpsons
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Oh earth has its own website now, cool.
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Oh cool oh cool reddit
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I hear you Spiderman. I recognize and honor your lived experiences.
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Also I don't boil them, I steam them.
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Steamed crabs
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Wtf lol
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Mao didn't kill enough chinks
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The crab RISES....
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I like this
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Sidenote, who is the awful singer of the Marsey xmas song I'm hearing. It is the worst
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It's cute thought
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Someone tell her that her singing sucks butt
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Thank you. I know what is happening
to you and appreciate 
you not lashing out at me recently.
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The fricking mortal enemy of Achilles.
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But then it wouldnt be shellfish itd be selfless
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Yeah you should really be broiling lobsters instead
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It's too bad they're so delicious otherwise I'd feel bad.
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They're just giant bugs lmao. Who gives a shit?
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Snapshots:
https://www.earth.com/news/crabs-lobsters-crustaceans-feel-pain-calls-for-immediate-ban-on-boiling-them-alive/:
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You can get an $8000 Crusta-Stun, or you can grab a dozen crabs and use my $25 solution:
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Bleeding heart r-slurs get the rope.
no. Pain is a perception and they are not conscious and cannot perceive.
see above
Plot twist I don't eat ze bugs even if they come from the heckin ocean. Crustaceans are nasty to eat, as a concept!
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No problem, there's a new method of killing lobsters rather than boiling them alive.
As seen here (from 2:00 minute mark onwards) put them in the freezer for 20 minutes or so to stun them, then a knife through the head.
It's painless, honest! (at least so they say).
HIs first attempt with this new method about three years ago. Second attempt had some nerve twitching afterwards. This recipe needed the old "live lobster hot water" method, though it was more of immediate shock than boiling alive.
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