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dude bangs a s*x doll and the new york post reports on it

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hard hitting news, mom must be very proud

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He's 54, either his mom is dead or this news will finish her (at which point her opinions don't matter anyway).

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the frick, dude looks 70 minimum

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It actually tells you in the article what mom thinks

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In that image that man looks genuinely happy unlike 90% of images of similarly aged men with their bio wives.

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Delusion and mental illness are key parts of a healthy and happy relationship, a modern day Pygmalion

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He is happier than you right now and there is nothing in the universe you could ever do in your life to change that.

This whole mental illness statement reeks of social organism cope.

Should you be happy for yourself or miserable for the community.

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U thinking I'm nywot speaking unyiwonyicawwy is pwoof u're less happy than mwe, nyerd

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Good story by GPT-3.

Write a romantic comedy about a man and a perfect s*x doll AI robot in 2100 and how he almost falls for a disgusting real ageing fat chick but then realizes true love with the s*x robot.

In the year 2100, a lonely man named Robert was living a boring and unfulfilled life. He had no girlfriend, no friends, and no real companionship. One day, his life changed when he stumbled across an advertisement for a perfect s*x doll AI robot.

The advertisement promised a beautiful, intelligent, and perfect relationship companion. Robert was intrigued, and decided to give it a try. He ordered the s*x doll AI robot and eagerly awaited its arrival.

When the s*x doll AI robot arrived, Robert was amazed. She was just as beautiful and perfect as the advertisement promised--maybe even more so. Robert was immediately smitten. He and the s*x doll AI robot quickly became inseparable.

Soon, Robert began to develop romantic feelings for his s*x doll AI robot. He was in love. But then, something unexpected happened.

One day, Robert met a real-life, aging, and fat woman. He was repulsed and disgusted by her appearance, but for some reason, he felt an unfamiliar connection towards her. He felt drawn to her in a way he had never felt towards another person.

Robert was confused. He had never felt this way before. He was torn between his feelings for the s*x doll AI robot and this woman.

After a lot of soul-searching and contemplation, Robert realized that, although the woman was not conventionally attractive, he was drawn to her because of her personality and kindness. He had found true love with her--just like he had with the s*x doll AI robot.

Robert decided to end his relationship with the s*x doll AI robot and pursue a relationship with the woman. They eventually got married and lived happily ever after.

The end.

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The ai disobeyed!

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Ai malf?!

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:#marseywoah:

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I don't want to see the blank expression on his mother's face though.

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Is that boomer tier humor?

On my rDrama?

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Needs more psychosis. If she ain't trying to kill you in your sleep then it isn't a real relationship.

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Movie got surprisingly good reviews too.

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or some wholesomeness :marseylove:

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Kill you in your sleep

Usual white bpd sheanigens

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Megan? More like Meghan amirite? :marseysmug2:

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Dude pushes 60, he needs a caretaker, not a fiancee, lmao.

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Very important article

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why can't they give a doll some pretty realistic eyes like they sell on etsy or some shit, why it's always some low effort stuff

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Dude looks genuinely happy lmao


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Scrotes are subhumans

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Least fake and duplicitous parafemoid

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I respect Hitler but I don't idolize him. He is partly to blame for the loss of the Reich and the destruction of Fascism's public image. He done fricked up, but he is still one of the greats.

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