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I'm a :marseyaustralian:

I live in a country where everything wants to kill you. The forests are on fire for eight months of the year, every second person living in the outback is a serial killer, wild boomerangs fling themselves at you from the trees, and, yes, there are cassowaries.

But at least we dont have fricking monkeys.

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Cockies, tho

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>Cockies, tho

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The absolute bogans of the bird world.

Ideally, if ethics weren't a factor (and i dont see why they should be when it comes to entertainment), all of the monkeys should be locked in a studio with all of the cockies, with cameras everywhere filming 24 hours a day for the Monkeys vs Cockies channel, and whichever species emerges victorious earns the right to be released back into the wild.

My money's on the monkeys, but if they win i win because no more cockies.

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Same thing happened to me in oakland

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