Buried fiber optic cable chan

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What the frick did I just read?

:#marseyjohnson:

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After years of sneeding on the interwebz, I have yet to find my qt3.14 fiber optic cable gf.

Dramabros.... is it truly over?

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Just send any work crew out to dig on a Friday afternoon, they'll find her.

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She saw your browsing history bro it's over

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Fiber optics feels like magic

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Getting a fiber connection is like eliminating a whole class of problems in your life

Never have to worry about streaming movies or multiplayer games being slow, torrents will be as fast as the seeds can go, etc.

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Just move to a city scrub

100 down, 50 up on copper VDSL here

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That’s what I had 7yrs ago in my condo I had 250mbps before I upgraded to fiber with 750mbps on the cheaper plan… and it’s actually 750 unlike my old 250mbps on cable that never lived up to the number

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It probably never lived up to the number because of the far end, not the near end. Even on very well seeded torrent you're not going to get anywhere near 250 down simply due to overheads. Plus most CPEs choke at that sort of rate.

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It is, microscopic runes are etched into the cable. They harness demonic energy to communicate.

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Sounds like a Roger Zelazny short story.

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Reminds me of when I buried my ex.

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Alive I hope?

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frick i want fiber so bad

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Same. I live in the middle of nowhere so I just pre-ordered Starlink. 20 months later still nothing.

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The GF doesn't stand for Girl Friend r-slur, it stands for "Get Fricked" to keep poor people away.

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fiber optic cables are gluten free dumbass

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What if it's a buried fiber optic cable girlfriend who also hates poor people?

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If she's my girlfriend she already hates poor people.

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How does a relationship built on hate work?

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Ask your mother

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Fiber is cheaper than data lol

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I thought that too but turns out I was confusing it with fiber, which I don't get.

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Gently removing her outer layers to expose the glass cladding protecting her core OH GOD I'M SPLICIIIIIIING

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Let's all calm down now.

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Oh my god. Imagine the speed and bandwidth. :marseycoomer2:

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I really dig her.

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Glad they're finally providing Gluten Free internet :marseywholesome:

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What a dumb interpretation. The fibers in this cable are just gluten free.

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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Finally a good /h/moemorphism post

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You have quite the imagination sir

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Your best drawing yet.

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High level chan right here 😍

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