Ted Tales 1: SPWL
Iww start with SPWL since its the fricking easiest
Iww like just pwost my cliffs nyotes comfy 
on my research and Gwiwwcasts interview in handwwitten nyotes but go off
Heres onye mwore SPWL shwot
Alswo heres the fricking wodge where 
the fricking unspeakable act between 
SPWL and TED twook place, and Dweamaway Wodge, Becket, MA
Cwusty episwode would 
be up
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If Ted had responded to my DMs instead this would have never happened. I am so much more jacked and better looking than that bastard, all he has on me is a cabin. I don't understand why she would pick him instead.
!biofoids
I am single and jacked.
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Post pics so that i can pass judgment.
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https://rdrama.net/post/238934/meowdy-rdrama-i-am-looking-for
That is my dating profile. If you know any single efoids please let me know. All I ask is that they not be fat.
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It says you are no longer single? Also you say your parents are rich, how rich?
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I can't edit posts that are older than 7 days so I can't say that I'm single again... My parents have spent 70k per year on my since I was in middle school and they still eat out at fancy restaurants every night so they seem to be doing okay. I will admit I am not too familiar with money as a concept though.
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Can you go on Zillow and tell me how much their house is worth?
Also, what happened to your other relationship?
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I feel like that could be used to narrow down where I live...
She wasn't able to give me the attention I needed...
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It would only narrow down the currency, so convert to USD if you're not american. There are millions of houses with estimated values, so if it says "$1,565,000" change it to "about 1.6 million" and no one will be able to tell which it is of the tens of thousands of houses valued at that price
I can tell you right now, the childhood home I grew up in is worth $400k now. Using that info, there is absolutely no way to use that information to find my house, let alone which state or part of the country it's in.
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Neighbour is afraid of doxxing from the price of his house while posting body pics and advertising himself to foids
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I know nothing about real-estate so even if you aren't right I wouldn't be able to verify that. Therefore I can't trust you. I will tell you that my house has wings though and the section I am in has multiple rooms all to myself. two rooms in between me and the hallway I would have to take to get to the main part of the house.
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Do what the other guy said and round the number.
Are you in the US? Being in the US is a requirement
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Yes I am an American. I'm not gonna look up the value but it is a larger house in a gated community.
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You sound like b-word ngl, man up
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Being shy and bad at dating doesn't make me a b-word. I literally almost made it to the olympics for wrestling and only didn't because I got addicted to weed while I was in college. I would frick up pretty much any user on this site in a 1on1. You could probably grab 10 dramatards at random and I would win. It would take me less than a few seconds to take a human and turn them into spilled lasagna on the concrete.
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That makes you a b-word
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No it doesn't. You would not have made it near as far as I did while waking and baking. I could be stoned out of my mind and still physically outperform you in every way.
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I haven't failed to realize my potential. I still have near a decade of prime time left. I also am physically dependent on weed. If I stop I cannot sleep for days.
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I meant you don't know what you want and women don't like that
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Although I think they are just intimidated by my intelligence personally...
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Should have played football and gotten brain damage like the rest of us
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Aren't you unemployed? I think that's probably 99% of it assuming anything else you're saying is true.
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Olympic wrestling is really really gay. It used to literally be naked oiled up dudes wrestling.
You're a kitty that doesn't know how to fight
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Tell that to Khabib, Daniel Cormier, or any of the other UFC fighters whose primary discipline was wrestling. I'd say it's the best martial art on the planet for self defense if you could only pick one. Preferably it is paired with something like boxing though. Not like you have to master boxing either, if you're a good wrestler you really only need basic striking experience to cancel out a good striker.
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I almost made it to the Olympics too! for track and field.
Were I in my physically prime still I would
your butt
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I am still in my prime though. Also at most you could run away from me. Maybe you could toss a javelin at me from behind but if I see it coming there's a good chance I'd dodge it.
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What's your B.O tolerance like? I think that's how I'd take you out now, I took my first shower in 2 months today
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