title not hyperbolic Worst tweet thread of all time

https://twitter.com/mattlemay/status/1169739122451386371
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yeah i'm not reading this

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You're missing quite a ride

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i skimmed that and i don't understand any of it

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Basically he's yelling at (like he's literally using half the tweets to lecture) younger-music-reviewer-him for actually giving weight to “the scene” and not musicians as fully actualized individuals and artists or whatever—you know, behaving like someone who actually should be reviewing a less-than-mainstream genre of music and culture—and for using harmful phrases like “older women” and applying this harmful phrase to a barely legal near-40-year-old schoolgirl.


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I get why prehistoric women are fricking super against their aptly titled older women moniker, but i have 0 clue why theres this batch of men with no chance of acquiring the fricking aged gussy so upset by it.

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The Necromatriarchy is powerful

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The still have hope that a little crumb might drop their way.

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Yeah but how does that get him any closer to the fricking gussy he wants, b-word? Teens aren't well known for their solidarity with their gracelessly aging older cohorts.

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Maybe he wants the older gussy, idk simps minds are a mystery to me.

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So you're saying hes the lk99 of reviewers?

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I had to fall back on Reddit to get my answer and now I have a good handle on it. It's stupid and gay.


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This is gayer than @August and he gets fricked by men

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:#marseywords::#marseylongpost: sounds boring

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This neighbor needs to kill himself immediately, the levels of phytoestrogens given off by this comment thread are so high that I fear my egg might be cracking

How fricking brainwashed and buck broken does one have to be to write this teary-eyed apology for something you wrote when you were nineteen years old? I cringe at shit I did when I was in college but my reaction is "oh I was a dumbass but I grew up", not "I HAVE COMMITTED A SIN AGAINST WAMMANS THEREFORE I NEED TO PUBLICLY CASTRATE MYSELF ON TWITTER"

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It's completely normal to be critical of your previous self as youve most likely grown and matured since then with a ton of lessons in between.

It's r-slurred to use your current self as the purity test against that because in another 20 years, you'll probably look at your current self as moronic and uninformed. We're all constantly growing and learning and to boost yourself as finally having it together and being perfect shows immaturity.

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Total waste of time, that waste. Started zoning out by 6.


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GOTTA GET A GRIP

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that screenshot makes me want to read it EVEN LESS

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also didnt read but i still got soy intoxication from the first tweetx but go off i guess

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Yeah I wish I hadn't read it. Just circle jerk self-flagellation and "omg I love that album thank you for the meaculpa"

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>middle aged man discovers that genres are styles to play with and not an immutable characteristic of your artistic soul

>virtue signal time

:#marseyfeminist::#marseymalding::!#ragestrangle:

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I like the new cope where leftists reclaim liking mainstream women crap because they are bimbo Barbie piller and destroying the het white male orthodoxy (some white guy in college who said MCR was better then nikki minaj ) again why should rich highly popular foids care what rando scrotes think.

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Midwit iconoclastism

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Nikki is a queen tho


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It's up there with having to pretend that current year YA novels are amazing gems of lit looked down upon only because their readerbase is mostly adult women.

I feel like the ultimate goal of all this is to have the whole world blast validation propaganda 24/7 because otherwise neurotic foids would melt down from the self-doubt.

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>I was insufferable, I still am, but back then I was, too

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7/ WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THAT ONE CAN'T PREFER ONE SET OF SIGNIFIERS OVER THE OTHER--or thoughtfully critique an album for using those signifiers in a more or less compelling way.

holy shit this guy stopped halfway through to apologise for his apology :marseylaughpoundfist:

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NOOO NOONE SHOULD EVER USE THE PHRASE "OLDER WOMEN" :soycry:

but... then what do we call women who are older? :marseythinkorino:

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Formerly younger women

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Post-wall.

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Genre is a social construct which shouldn't be paid heed but the idea of an old woman isn't a social construct which is determined by the age of the user. Once again the people that claim to be inclusive are just looking for ways to elegantly exclude things they are personally hurt by, only since there soy cucks it's an extended self defense.

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Why do music reviewers even exist? Just listen to a song to decide if you like it. Worst case scenario is you lose out on 3-4 minutes of your life and never listen to the song again

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I only listen to 1s or 10s, nothing in between

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He should be bullied more.

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white man was here

how do you know

troll's remorse

(Too lazy to find the meme/image so just imagine it's there and frick off:marseyfuckyou:)

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Are we still gonna call them tweets? They Xs now sweaty.

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god dam crashes, the website is slow, the crashes are appearing more frequently, the amount of problems is increasing... we need an app.. even if it has problems I don't care the website is super slow and I can barely stand waiting...

Snapshots:

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Ryan Adams :marseydilbert: is based. Not reading :marseyhijab: tho


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Won't read the thread. Do like Liz Phair, though.

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