title not hyperbolic Worst tweet thread of all time

https://twitter.com/mattlemay/status/1169739122451386371
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yeah i'm not reading this

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You're missing quite a ride

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that screenshot makes me want to read it EVEN LESS

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i skimmed that and i don't understand any of it

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Basically he's yelling at (like he's literally using half the tweets to lecture) younger-music-reviewer-him for actually giving weight to “the scene” and not musicians as fully actualized individuals and artists or whatever—you know, behaving like someone who actually should be reviewing a less-than-mainstream genre of music and culture—and for using harmful phrases like “older women” and applying this harmful phrase to a barely legal near-40-year-old schoolgirl.


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I get why prehistoric women are fricking super against their aptly titled older women moniker, but i have 0 clue why theres this batch of men with no chance of acquiring the fricking aged gussy so upset by it.

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The Necromatriarchy is powerful

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The still have hope that a little crumb might drop their way.

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Yeah but how does that get him any closer to the fricking gussy he wants, b-word? Teens aren't well known for their solidarity with their gracelessly aging older cohorts.

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Maybe he wants the older gussy, idk simps minds are a mystery to me.

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So you're saying hes the lk99 of reviewers?

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I had to fall back on Reddit to get my answer and now I have a good handle on it. It's stupid and gay.


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This is gayer than @August and he gets fricked by men

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:#marseywords::#marseylongpost: sounds boring

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This neighbor needs to kill himself immediately, the levels of phytoestrogens given off by this comment thread are so high that I fear my egg might be cracking

How fricking brainwashed and buck broken does one have to be to write this teary-eyed apology for something you wrote when you were nineteen years old? I cringe at shit I did when I was in college but my reaction is "oh I was a dumbass but I grew up", not "I HAVE COMMITTED A SIN AGAINST WAMMANS THEREFORE I NEED TO PUBLICLY CASTRATE MYSELF ON TWITTER"

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It's completely normal to be critical of your previous self as youve most likely grown and matured since then with a ton of lessons in between.

It's r-slurred to use your current self as the purity test against that because in another 20 years, you'll probably look at your current self as moronic and uninformed. We're all constantly growing and learning and to boost yourself as finally having it together and being perfect shows immaturity.

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Total waste of time, that waste. Started zoning out by 6.


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GOTTA GET A GRIP

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also didnt read but i still got soy intoxication from the first tweetx but go off i guess

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Yeah I wish I hadn't read it. Just circle jerk self-flagellation and "omg I love that album thank you for the meaculpa"

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