Wigger Love thread

He would actually begin to build a following in this genre of music, and would perform with acts such as insane clown posse in 2000.

In 2002, Ice would begin appearing in various reality shows during the reality show renaissance of the early 2000s. This was actually a good fit for him, as he was a high energy, affable guy. He appeared on Hollywood squares, "the farm", and "Celebrity Bullriding challenge."

Feeling dissatisfied with life, Vanilla ice would travel to the kanto region of Japan. There, he would find Professor Oak, also known as the "Pokemon Professor." Vanilla Ice would meet a man named "Chocolate Fire" and the two would become rivals.

Vanilla ice resolved to be the very best there ever was, so he traveled far and wide across the land and defeated all the different gym leaders, collecting badges, and even stopping a criminal organization along the way.

When Vanilla Ice arrived to the indigo Plateau, he defeated each of the elite 4 with ease. When he arrived to face the champion, it was none other that Chocolate Fire himself!

It was a long hard battle for the ages, but Vanilla Ice defeated Chocolate Fire and became the pokemon league champion!

After becoming champion, Vanilla Ice shifted his focus to completing his Pokedex. During this time, he would release "Vanilla is Back"

His quest to complete his pokedex would bring him to Cerulean Cave, where he would come face to face with a genetically engineered super pokemon with HORRIBLE powers. Vanilla Ice knew that his party of 5 level 100 dittos and a Blastoise would not be able to defeat "Mewtwo" on their own.

Vanilla ice knew his only option was a "Masterball," but they are extremely rare and expensive. In order to finance the purchase of a master ball, Ice would co star in the films "That's my Boy" and "Ridiculous Six" with Adam Sandler, which still didn't give him enough money to buy it. Vanilla ice would break into a house that he thought was vacant in 2015 to find items to sell for his quest to capture Mewtwo, but he would be caught and arrested, being charged with felony burglary. He would be able to plead the charges down, but now that Ice had a criminal record, he could no longer travel to Japan to capture mewtwo.

A man defeated, Vanilla Ice fell into a slump. In 2021, He would receive a phonecall from the Shigeryu Myamoto, the President of Japan. In a very special Nintendo Direct made for just one man, Vanilla ice was instructed by the President of Japan to return to the Kanto region of Japan at once. Somehow, TEAM ROCKET returned.

Vanilla ice would team up with Chocolate Fire, and the two would confront Team Rocket at the Nintendo headquarters, where they were holding Mario hostage. The two trainers would storm the facility. "Go on ahead Ice, I'll take care of the grunts. You take care of Giovanni." Ice would meet Giovanni on top of the building, and have their final battle. It was all or nothing. It's all on the line. This is it. There is no going back.

Giovanni first sent out his Rhydon, which Ices Ditto copied. Giovanni's Rhydon used "dig," to which Ditto responded with "Earthquake," causing a 1HKO on Rhydon.

>"Clever wigger you are, ICE. Let's see you try THIS on for size!"

Giovanni would send out Nidoking, which used "Fissure," causing ditto to faint. Vanilla ice sent out a Mr. Mime he received from his Juggalo friends back in the day. Mr. Mime would destroy Nidoking with Psychic. Giovanni was getting visibly angry.

>"I can't lose to a wangster like YOU! I'M a REAL GANGSTER!"

Giovanni sent out Nidoqueen, which was also handily defeated by mr mime, who was now almost close to fainting. Ice withdrew mr mime and sent out a level 100 blastoise, which ice realized he should've been using the entire time. Giovanni would send out machamp.

Blastoise used "Blizzard" and blew machamp off the side of the building, which broke his neck and he died.

>"Be cool, Giovanni"

Giovanni would surrender to Vanilla Ice, knowing that Ice's Blastoise would just pressure wash or blizzard his entire team off of the rooftop. Vanilla Ice would bring Giovanni to justice, turning him over to the head of the Japanese military, captain falcon.

Vanilla Ice would be greeted by Mario and Shigeryu Myamoto once again.

>"Prease have this pokebarr as a token of our appreciation, Vanirra ice."

It was the MASTER BALL. Ice had done it. He had finally gotten what he needed to capture Mewtwo. Vanilla was eternally grateful to the Japanese, who had allowed him to return to their great nation to save them (as their military was gutted after WWII) Ice gleefully called his homies to let them know the good news.

Ice traveled to Cerulean cave and confronted mewtwo.

>"I see you've come here to capture me, Vanilla Ice. Let me tell you all about my origin story"

Vanilla ice ignored this and threw the masterball, catching him instantly. Vanilla had done it, he completed the kanto Pokedex! While Ice could not leave with Mewtwo due to it being Japanese Military property and also owned by Nintendo, Ice had finally achieved what he had set out to do.

In November 2023, Vanilla ice would be in Spokane Washington while on tour. He would take a short walk to a park to clear his mind and spark a bowl before a set, when he saw a familar sight. It was Chocolate Fire!

>"Don't think I haven't forgotten to remember our rematch, Ice"

The two would do battle one last time. The winner? Well, thats for you to decide.