Glastonbury announces the worst line up in history

https://x.com/glastonbury/status/1768185263899963891
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lol how many of them are just millennial and gen x nostalgia bait. rock music confirmed boomer music nowadays

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>Coldplay

>LCD Soundsystem

>Keane

>Gossip

>Two door cinema club

>Avril fricking Lavigne

I swear someone found my mp3 player from middleschool and decided to make a festival with all the artists I had pirated songs of in it. Tween me would have lost my shit had this festival occurred 15 years ago. :marseywhirlyhat:

Black Pumas is the only band I recognize who's not from early 2010's at best.

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I'm an elder zoom-zoom and I only recognize coldplay because of that minecraft song that was popular in like 2011.

It's joever, the average age at this festival will be like 35.

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Tbh, half of them are like one-hit artists that got played in loop on radios during one summer, and then fell back into general anonymity. Those kind of songs you heard at least 5 times in your life without caring enough to look for the name. If you didn't hear them in a sitcom, it was in an ad, at a shopping mart or on a NarutoxGaara AMV :marseyjamming:

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Glastonbury's main reason for existence has been to let old people pretend they are still cool for a while now

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I thought it was exclusively a place for :coomers who like :10inbongland: wearing wellies to find their dream woman, sort of like how :marseychonkerfoid: activistism arose from chubby chasers tired of getting mocked by :gigachad2: at work for having fat wives.

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Do you recognize these people?

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I recognise the ones that were popular in like 2003

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