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Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2024 line-up poster. Many more acts and attractions still to be announced.
— Glastonbury Festival (@glastonbury) March 14, 2024
Tickets for this year's Festival are sold out, but our prize draw for 20 pairs is raising emergency funds to support people affected by conflict, at… pic.twitter.com/1NhUYmghuE
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lol how many of them are just millennial and gen x nostalgia bait. rock music confirmed boomer music nowadays
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Glastonbury's main reason for existence has been to let old people pretend they are still cool for a while now
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I thought it was exclusively a place for :coomers who like
wearing wellies to find their dream woman, sort of like how 
activistism arose from chubby chasers tired of getting mocked by 
at work for having fat wives.
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I swear someone found my mp3 player from middleschool and decided to make a festival with all the artists I had pirated songs of in it. Tween me would have lost my shit had this festival occurred 15 years ago.
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I'm an elder zoom-zoom and I only recognize coldplay because of that minecraft song that was popular in like 2011.
It's joever, the average age at this festival will be like 35.
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Tbh, half of them are like one-hit artists that got played in loop on radios during one summer, and then fell back into general anonymity. Those kind of songs you heard at least 5 times in your life without caring enough to look for the name. If you didn't hear them in a sitcom, it was in an ad, at a shopping mart or on a NarutoxGaara AMV
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Do you recognize these people?
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I recognise the ones that were popular in like 2003
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Shania Twain as a headliner?
What?
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I love how Shania Twain became famous. Even by music industry standards then she's a whole different level of artificial.
MTV had just started and a music industry exec realised that there was a good opportunity to start pushing scantily clad women on TV. Another exec realised that country music could be easily adapted into pop and would probably sell well. They combined and built Shania as some kind of s*x music robot.
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And it worked. She has two of the highest selling albums ever and I've jerked off to her music videos hundreds of times.
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Remember when you just jerked off to hyper sexualized scantily clad women in media instead of having a 24/7 smorgasbord of degenerate porn at your fingertips. Simpler times.
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i like lcd soundsystem
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The crowd at the woodsies stage will probably be the highest concentration of the most annoying people you know on the planet
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Redditors
with satellite 
radio.
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Horrendous. Also is Avril Lavigne really only third row second stage material?
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What the frick, this shit isnt consistent in the least bit.
Also Cindy Lauper has gotta be like 80 fricking years old now
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Ive noticed a lot of older bands are trotted out for these events to pull people in on Nostalgia. It doesnt matter how much they suck since they keep people there all day waiting for them to play.
I say this from experience. I saw the smashing pumpkins at rock on the range about 10 years ago. They were really really bad.
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Lmfao look @ her
I honestly don't understand nostalgiacels. What do you get from seeing a band of geriatrics stumble through their hits?
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For me it was a birthday gift and a chance to see an old band i liked. When you play their old songs you forget how much theyve aged and how many band members have been replaced.
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Wow, Billy Corgan has really not aged well
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Who is flying
all the way to Australia 
for this shit?
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The Streets: kino
Disclosure: kino
Danny Brown: kino
Jamie XX: kino
James Blake: kino
The rest: cringe
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An excellent line up
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The National
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/glastonbury/status/1768185263899963891:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Lmao wasn't Kneecap that potato nationalist
band that were crying about not getting UK government funding
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Bloc party have a good song. Jamie XX and James Blake are decent. The rest is unbelievably bad, basically Reading festival now
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IT'S SO OVER
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