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I'm Too Online (Parody of "I Saw The Sign" by Ace of Base)

[Intro]

I thought I'd warn you

[Verse 1]

(Ah) I got a new life

You would hardly recognize me, I'm so trans

How could a person like me be born male?

(Ah) I'm now another

A new life's awaiting me

[Pre-Chorus]

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

Am I girl enough?

[Chorus]

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Life's no longer wooden, now that I'm a woman

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Doctor's gonna yank it off

Then put some tits where they belong

Just right where they belong

[Verse 2]

(Ah) Don't call me a :marseytrain2:

For so many years I've wondered who I am

How could Groomercord ever let me down?

Don't call me a :marseytrain2:

And don't say that I've been groomed

[Pre-Chorus]

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

Am I girl enough?

[Chorus]

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Life's no longer wooden, now that I'm a woman

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Doctor's gonna yank it off

Then put some tits where they belong

Just right where they belong

[Break]

Oh, oh-oh

[Chorus]

I'm too online

And doctor made the snip and I am happy now

Living with no peepee, I've left it oh-oh-oh

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Doctor done yank it off

Then put some tits where they belong

[Outro]

(She's too online, she's too online) I'm too online

(She's too online, she's too online)

(She's too online, she's too online) I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

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I want a version of this that's about being an neurodivergent instead of a :marseytrain: so I can send it to everyone I know with the caption "LITERALLY me"

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Do you know this song?

What about "Neurodivergent Without a Chance" or something idk

open to neurodivergent sounding titles

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We truly are living in the best timeline.

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You are the auteur of rdrama :marseydramawar:


:fawfulcopter:

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:#marseyvibing:

One critique: Sounds too feminine to be an mtf

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fugg

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Can't listen right now (Gypsys stole my ears) but

very good title.

:marse#ythumbsup2:

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Good work! If you're taking suggestions, what about a song about our xueen, Lia Thomas called Aquatrain set to Aqualung by Jethro Tull?

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Cut off your feet.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1720310372666527.webp

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I misread the title and though this was a parody of Ace of Spades by Motorhead

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I like the ooh-ooh-ooh part you did. :marseypass:

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Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.

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