I'm Too Online (Parody of "I Saw The Sign" by Ace of Base)

[Intro]

I thought I'd warn you

[Verse 1]

(Ah) I got a new life

You would hardly recognize me, I'm so trans

How could a person like me be born male?

(Ah) I'm now another

A new life's awaiting me

[Pre-Chorus]

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

Am I girl enough?

[Chorus]

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Life's no longer wooden, now that I'm a woman

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Doctor's gonna yank it off

Then put some tits where they belong

Just right where they belong

[Verse 2]

(Ah) Don't call me a

For so many years I've wondered who I am

How could Groomercord ever let me down?

Don't call me a

And don't say that I've been groomed

[Pre-Chorus]

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)

Am I girl enough?

[Chorus]

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Life's no longer wooden, now that I'm a woman

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Doctor's gonna yank it off

Then put some tits where they belong

Just right where they belong

[Break]

Oh, oh-oh

[Chorus]

I'm too online

And doctor made the snip and I am happy now

Living with no peepee, I've left it oh-oh-oh

I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online

Doctor done yank it off

Then put some tits where they belong

[Outro]

(She's too online, she's too online) I'm too online

(She's too online, she's too online)

(She's too online, she's too online) I'm too online

And it cracked open my egg, I'm too online