Neurodivergent With No Chance (Parody of "Artist in the Ambulance" by Thrice)

[Verse 1]

School day, hands flap, suddenly I squeal

Toy train, blue cap, chicken every meal

My brain goes back to Wendy's

When I spilled milk on my tendies and

Opened crying eyes

Into my mother's thighs,

She packs the food and grabs a wipe

Picks me up and we are gone

Now I know I ruined her life

And my father he soon realized that

Certain sounds are way too much

And I'm sensitive to touch and

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm not making eye contact

And if my train falls off the track

Then I'm shaking on the ground

My jacket's at the lost and found

[Chorus]

They hope, that I will one day learn to talk

They know, that I could be more than just some kid who toe walks

[Verse 2]

Look around me 'cause I'm standing in the

Center of your vision field

Don't move me or I'll start screaming

And I'll probably never yield and

When I start to shake my head

Banging hands against my desk

Making you wish I was dead

At least that's what my parents said

[Chorus]

They hope, that I will one day learn to talk

They know, that I could be more than just some kid who toe walks

[Bridge]

Legos littering my floor, I'm wearing cargo shorts

Refusing to change

Legos littering my floor, and still I'm stimming more

Let's eat, more tendies

[Verse 3]

School day, hands flap, suddenly I squeal

Toy train, blue cap, chicken every meal

My brain goes back to Wendy's

When I ruined all my tendies and

Tendencies to misbehave

Think of all the time they'd save

But with their child they just can't

'Cause he's the neurodivergent with no chance

[Chorus]

They hope, that I will one day learn to talk

They know, that I could be more than just some kid who toe walks

Everyone around just gawks

More than just some kid who toe walks

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Banger. I'd be tasting blood for a week if I tried to sing that.

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Sounds pretty metal tbh

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Have you ever watched any of Melissa Cross' videos on how to scream? She tells stories of famous metal singers who have no idea how to warm up or scream properly, so they frick up their voices night one of every tour and then they're mute aside from their 45 minutes singing on stage every night.

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I have not but I if I had to guess it's because they were screaming from their throat and not their gut, right? It requires more effort but has a fuller sound, like singing from the diaphragm instead of the throat.

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Yeh it's all diaphragm. Some of her warmup exercises are great, good general warmups gradually moving into shouting.

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