Shout-out to @Wuzizname
[Verse 1]
Oh, well imagine
As I spread pooner gel on my pulsing clitoris
And I can't help but to feel
No, I can't help but to feel a sensation of lust
"What a wonderful clitty,
What a wonderful clitty" as I pull out my phone for later
"Oh, yes, can't wait to shame
I can't wait to shame my boyfriend as he kneels down before"
[Chorus]
I text him with a
"Get over here and suck my big clit, 'cause I haven't got all day"
And the next thing you know he's at my door
And I'm questioning his sexuality
I text him
"Get over here and suck it like a peepee, 'cause I know you know the way"
And the next thing you know he's on my floor
And I'm questioning
[Verse 2]
Wow, look at that,
Well, look at this way
I mean, technically he's probably not gay
Well, this calls for a photo
To remember the day
Oh! Look at that.
Well, if you look at this way
I mean, technically he's probably not gay
Well, this calls for a photo
Remember the day, remember the day
[Chorus]
I text him with a
"Get over here and suck my big clit, 'cause I haven't got all day"
And the next thing you know he's at my door
And I'm questioning his sexuality
I text him
"Get over here and suck it like a peepee, 'cause I know you know the way"
And the next thing you know he's on my floor
And I'm questioning his sexuality
Again
I text him with a
"Get over here and suck my big clit, 'cause I haven't got all day"
And the next thing you know he's at my door
And I'm questioning his sexuality
I text him
"Get over here and suck it like a peepee, 'cause I know you know the way"
And the next thing you know he's on my floor
And I'm questioning his sexuality
Again
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Does anyone have the screenshot of the Kiwi Farms chick that talked about wanting to use "illegal pooner gel" on her clit and make her boyfriend suck it?
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Check out /r/bigclit and /r/growyourclit for horrors beyond your imagination
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Foids will claim peepee envy is not real when shit like this exists
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Good morning
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I will never click on those, thanks
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I have an idea but I'm not 100% sure
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DHT. It's like the opposite of Rogaine; makes your peepee grow and your hair fall out.
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To a certain extent, it's critical for initial growth but as a grown man it won't do shit except make your hair fall out and enlarge your prostate
When people abuse T one of the issues is that it aromatizes to DHT
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???
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I do hope you have satisfying
employment with such creative potential, but posting 
to rDrama 
is ok I guess 
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Cox is annoyingly talented but I'm glad he's here.
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I have a generic software job making good money in a low-medium CoL area, but it's a little boring.
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That's not too bad, but either lock in on getting promoted or start being intentional about skiving off. They shouldn't be able to own your soul for moderate
compensation
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I am so on that ship -- I probably average maybe 10 hours~ of work a week.
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Ok that's living
the dream 
then, just keep the gay cat doodles coming
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Not quite my vision but its solid and rocks.
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These are so good. Good job, king. You should have entered the pride month singing contest!
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I did enter, I got second place.
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Whoops sorry I just went back and listened to it. I didn't vote for it but liked yours too. You're killing it with these songs tho
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They are fun to make :D
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Lol darn good effort, this one is the best so far bc I know the original song so well compared to the others
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The "get over here and suck it like a PEEPEE" part keeps cracking me up
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If I was a white girl, I'd do anything for bbc
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