I Like Men Without Maladies (Parody of "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco)

Shout-out to @Wuzizname

[Verse 1]

Oh, well imagine

As I spread pooner gel on my pulsing clitoris

And I can't help but to feel

No, I can't help but to feel a sensation of lust

"What a wonderful clitty,

What a wonderful clitty" as I pull out my phone for later

"Oh, yes, can't wait to shame

I can't wait to shame my boyfriend as he kneels down before"

[Chorus]

I text him with a

"Get over here and suck my big clit, 'cause I haven't got all day"

And the next thing you know he's at my door

And I'm questioning his sexuality

I text him

"Get over here and suck it like a peepee, 'cause I know you know the way"

And the next thing you know he's on my floor

And I'm questioning

[Verse 2]

Wow, look at that,

Well, look at this way

I mean, technically he's probably not gay

Well, this calls for a photo

To remember the day

Oh! Look at that.

Well, if you look at this way

I mean, technically he's probably not gay

Well, this calls for a photo

Remember the day, remember the day

[Chorus]

I text him with a

"Get over here and suck my big clit, 'cause I haven't got all day"

And the next thing you know he's at my door

And I'm questioning his sexuality

I text him

"Get over here and suck it like a peepee, 'cause I know you know the way"

And the next thing you know he's on my floor

And I'm questioning his sexuality

Again

I text him with a

"Get over here and suck my big clit, 'cause I haven't got all day"

And the next thing you know he's at my door

And I'm questioning his sexuality

I text him

"Get over here and suck it like a peepee, 'cause I know you know the way"

And the next thing you know he's on my floor

And I'm questioning his sexuality

Again