Mr. Right Side (Parody of "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers)

This is based on @TracingWoodgrains article.

He actually shared it on Twitter! https://x.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1811602084724109438

[Verse 1]

I'm editing this page, and I'll be doin' it all night

Takin' this section out, because I know I'm right

It started out with a source, unreliable of course

As I know it best, WP colon RS

It was Sandi and me, 'til she ended up banned

For exposing a chud who proclaimed Chelsea a man

With the rise of the right, something finally clicked

Until LessWrong is dead, Eliezer must

[Pre-Chorus]

Go down

Along with Scott and the EA crowd

Let them burn

And I just can't stop, the left needs me

So I've taken control

[Chorus]

Yudkowsy

Ends justifying all my means

Can't let folks make up their minds

They will see what I decide

I'm just following policy

My hands are tied as you can see

Don't revert edits I've applied

'Cause I'm on the Right Side

[Interlude]

[Verse 2]

Bas'lisk's out of it's cage, and there's no putting it back

This part has to out because I made the call

Sources are on a list, you don't want it dismissed

Then I must insist, Yes I must insist

Now the page is pristine, so I'm closing the tab

Pat myself on the back as I post a new jab

I'll head off to bed, short will be my rest

Until LessWrong is dead, Eliezer must

[Pre-Chorus]

Be stopped

His movement we will co-opt

Shut them down

And I just sneer at my enemies

Because we're in control

[Chorus]

Yudkowsy

Ends justifying all my means

Can't let folks make up their minds

They will see what I decide

I'm just following policy

My hands are tied as you can see

Don't revert edits I've applied

'Cause I'm on the Right Side

[Interlude]

[Outro]

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