Mr. Right Side (Parody of "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers)

This is based on @TracingWoodgrains article.

He actually shared it on Twitter! https://x.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1811602084724109438

[Verse 1]

I'm editing this page, and I'll be doin' it all night

Takin' this section out, because I know I'm right

It started out with a source, unreliable of course

As I know it best, WP colon RS

It was Sandi and me, 'til she ended up banned

For exposing a chud who proclaimed Chelsea a man

With the rise of the right, something finally clicked

Until LessWrong is dead, Eliezer must

[Pre-Chorus]

Go down

Along with Scott and the EA crowd

Let them burn

And I just can't stop, the left needs me

So I've taken control

[Chorus]

Yudkowsy

Ends justifying all my means

Can't let folks make up their minds

They will see what I decide

I'm just following policy

My hands are tied as you can see

Don't revert edits I've applied

'Cause I'm on the Right Side

[Interlude]

[Verse 2]

Bas'lisk's out of it's cage, and there's no putting it back

This part has to out because I made the call

Sources are on a list, you don't want it dismissed

Then I must insist, Yes I must insist

Now the page is pristine, so I'm closing the tab

Pat myself on the back as I post a new jab

I'll head off to bed, short will be my rest

Until LessWrong is dead, Eliezer must

[Pre-Chorus]

Be stopped

His movement we will co-opt

Shut them down

And I just sneer at my enemies

Because we're in control

[Chorus]

Yudkowsy

Ends justifying all my means

Can't let folks make up their minds

They will see what I decide

I'm just following policy

My hands are tied as you can see

Don't revert edits I've applied

'Cause I'm on the Right Side

[Interlude]

[Outro]

Eliezer...

Eliezer...

Eliezer...

Eliezer...

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can u post the article? he has private mode

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Amazing. Topical too! :marseyclappingglasses:

@TracingWoodgrains background music for your article


:!marseybooba:

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yeah it rocks and so does @McCoxmaul :traceheart:

vaccines work and furry lives matter

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Just hit 20 covers/songs!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1720814009021014.webp

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10/10 :marseyclapping: do you take requests

we gotta get you and some of the old chud parody makers to battle it out chud vs nonchud style !chuds anyone know what happened to morrakiu, blink 1488, etc. after every site other than bitchute wiped it all

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Yes, if the song meant anything to me growing up.

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How about "Where Have All the Tomboys Gone" cover of Paula Cole's "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone"?

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I like the theme but I don't know the song, unfortunately… I think I'll find another song and use the theme, crediting you!

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Do the one he suggest, perfect sing to parody, do I sucked a guy and I liked it as well

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Lol that's a good one

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Underated comment, but would it be from the incel guys perspective?

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Underated comment,

Yet you didn't updoot it? :marseyshapiro:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17278347330109043.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17280569636770003.webp

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I don't know how to upmarsey

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Hmmm I didn't think about the lyrics tbh. I had no thoughts past a clever song title.

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Blink-1488

:#mjlolgenocide:

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:#marseyvibing:

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Cox seriously how do you do these vocals


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1720813260269197.webp

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:#marseyreading:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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:#marseychudjamming:

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:#tayadmire::#tayclap:

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fricking aislop everywhere these days

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I dunno if you're actually :bruce: but if not then the accent is a nice touch

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no

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what type of equipment do you record with?

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Scarlett 6i6

MXL 770 Cardioid Condenser

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Nice haven't heard of that mic

I was watching a video by some nerd on how pencil mic's often sound better than the bigger ones so I'm buying one to try it out

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:!#marseykneel: :#marseykneel:

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Why is it that even beyond the realm of plebbit you buttholes still feel the need to restrain yourselves from indulging in some quality drama. It's like your fricking yourselves out of habit.

But that's only part of it. Even typing the title I already knew the answer to it. The sad fact is that you bastards have somehow become so jaded, so emotionally stunted, and so nihilistic that you can't even motivate yourself to get invested in some good old r-slurred internet drama.

The culture of Arrr drama murdered itself, because you apathetic bastards stopped caring about shit so hard that you can't even get invested in something or some argument purely for the drama of it anymore. You, as a culture and a community, kept picking apart and tearing down any ideological or philosophical position, and you attacked the very idea of taking any sort of ideological position on an issue to the point where now you cant even force yourself to take the contrarian position or the position of wanting more drama out of something.

You grew to despise the idea of caring about anything so much that you can't bring yourself to care about drama.

Now arrr drama, and all it's spinoffs, have become a place for nihilists created by this place to try to give a shit, if only for the sake of drama, or for emotionally stunted narcissists to try to relive their "glory" days of bullying the weird kids in middle school by laughing at random people acting stupid on the internet, just like the plebbitor who tries to relive his childhood by sperging about capeshit on the internet.

And for those of you who will inevitably reply, "imagine caring", the point of drama is to blow everything ridiculously out of proportion, not to not give a shit whatsoever.

And one last thing. And this is real shit, not just ironic drama tardation: despite the fact that drama is inherently a sort of guilty, immoral pleasure, enjoying it doesn't need to involve being actually terrible and peepeeish. Which some of you are; seemingly prevented from giving a frick or caring about anything at all on the internet because of your irony poisoned brains that have decided that it's ok to be a sociopath as long as it's not serious while simultaneously refusing to take anything seriously.

Keep yourselves safe.

Snapshots:

https://x.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1811602084724109438:

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