1. You need to have at least 500 coins (Since 5 is the minimum betting amount)
2. You need to parcel your betting amounts so that even if you lose you can continue betting for at least 100 consecutive losing hands
3. The odds of you losing 100 times in a row is pretty low
4. Do not increase decrease your quanta of goomble at any point within a goomble session. The house is betting on you to do so.
5. Once you get from say 500 to 700 coins. Increase your quanta to 7
6. Keep counting how many times you have lost. Lost 5 coins. Increase counter by 1.
7. Let's say you have lost 7 times in a row. So your counter is at 7. You win 20 coins (quanta is 5). Decrease counter to 3 again.
8. Stop goombling the moment you cross from 0 to positive counter. You can't win with the house. The only way you can win is coming back with a bigger quanta after a period of time.
9. You won't win every time and this is the most important point. Set limits to losses. Biases and frustration will set in when your counter is at let's say 65. You will want to goomble the remaining of your coins in a blaze of glory. If you set your limit that when the counter reaches +30 (you have lost 30Xquanta) you're willing to stop when that counter reaches +5 (accepting a loss instead of frick it we ball). When it reaches +60, your stopping point is +10. This makes you see goombling rationally instead of making a profit every time.
10. Keep Calm.
!math idk if there's any mathshit explanation for this but it has served me pretty well. I was at -10k+. Over the last 3 days I have made back like 7k
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Gambler's Ruin. it doesnt matter what your strat is, if the odds are even or worse, you will eventually go broke
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This is the worst aspect of reality
Trans lives matter
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dramatard discovers the martingale system
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Martingale is basically what I've been doing and I am fricking amazed I've made it as far as I have. There's been more than one time I've been extremely close to getting fricking rekt and had like 100k riding on a 1k gain. I'm trying to avoid relying on it but losing even one hand pisses me off too much
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Isn't the martingale to increase your bet quanta every single time?
What I'm describing is more like the Vasicek model where if you follow any particular strategy you'll end up gravitating towards the mean winnings of the average dramatard (which is probably zero anyway) with some volatility ie mean reversal. The rate at which that mean reversal occurs is called a wiener (lol) or something.
However my belief is that 1. You can capture that Volatility (alpha in fin terms) with some easy to follow rules and because the chadmins would have to increase the winning probabilities if enough dramatards goomble and lose everything because there is not enough coins in circulation (inflationary money supply yada yada
@FrozenChosen as a site admin and an econ grad from one of the most prestigious fin schools of the world plz flex your knowledge here)
2. I mean yes if you play for a long long time you will revert back to zero winnings. Who's going to play for a long long time
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I don't think this can be explained mathematically without knowing the actual chances of winning/losing any given hand.
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Look at the site code, note that the RNGs are seeded with time.time()
Run simulation between two timestamps and count how many times the goomble-function-under-test gives you a payout over the number of timestamps.
My latency is about 18ms so a run of 18ms with a positive expected payout would be handy to bet on.
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I appreciate this guide but its too much effort. I'm going all in all the time to win big baby!
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Just put it in an index fund sweaty
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!slots100
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Your strategy boils down to "keep goombling if you got the coins."
Wow!
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Works 100% of the time everywhere else
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Lmao I lost 40k yesterday. I'll be back though.
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!slots 1288
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Maybe I'm
but how do you divide 500 coins into one hundred bets such that a single win gets you a profit?
It can't be counting up by one after a loss because then if you lost 5 coins then 6 coins and won on 7, you'd be down 4 coins.
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Yes
I lose 7 bets in a row
My counter goes up to 7
Then I win 2 in a row
Counter goes down to 5
Continue till counter is lower than 0
The point of dividing it to 100 packets is to keep you supplied with enough liquidity that you don't lose everything within a bad frequency of losing bets (say losing 17 times in a row)
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I still don't get it.
Can you walk me through what you're doing in the casino? You start with five coins? If you lose you bet six? So on so forth?
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No no
That's not it
Just keep betting 5 coins at a time lmao and keep track of it unless you're cumulatively winning
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Sorry I'm just really trying to get this.
I get that you keep track of losses. But how do you make any profit out of betting five coins each time when losses are most common?
Is this for slots only? Is it relying on the jackpot (and lesser jackpots, idk what those are called specifically) to make up for losses?
So are you basically just hitting five coin bets each time, relying on multipliers to make money?
It's like spamming penny bets except you keep track of whether you're gaining coins or not? You also keep track so you can cut yourself off after awhile if you've lost too many coins?
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You got it
Yes
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After you cut yourself off, you just try again but set the count to zero? What if this new session is also a net loss? Even if you reset your count after awhile, are you just ignoring that you're down since you started that first session? Since you only raise your bet when your total amount of coins increases (for example betting six with 600 coins) how are you supposed to recover let alone profit when you start losing?
If we're not ever raising our bets unless we've already been profiting, it doesn't sound like there's any way to make money without being very lucky with jackpots.
In other words if bets only go up when you win then how do you recover from initial losses?
Do you ever martingale and double after losses or is that never part of the strategy?
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if you believed this youd do it irl
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My system is foolproof based on my winnings total. I just bet like a fricking r-slur and hope I win
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