Boston Dynamics reveals its new generation "Atlas" robot :marseysnappyenraged2:

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1780604082543301009


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Dude this thing is going to be livestreaming itself slaughtering sandal-wearing insurgents in some impoverished country within 5 years

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how much can it squat

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2 of yo mommas

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:#marseybuff: :marseyrobot:

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I'm spending too much time on the internet, I thought this would be a joke post about this one.

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:#marseyemojirofl: "shut up b-word"

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Sentient.

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You can't run from it so you may as well try to r*pe it

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All of this is and always has been fake and designed to Jew up more research money and government contracts. All of these things are remote controlled and made to work in cycles of reaction to stuff like being hit at that exact time. There's no fricking way we're anywhere close to the intelligrnce and more importantly battery capacity for any of this shit to be viable.

Whole company is a fraud, what they put out in their marketing videos is the only thing they can do

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:chud#tantrumtalking:

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but at least it can recognize a crosswalk and fire hydrants and the difference between an E and a 3

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You mean it's programmed to react that way in sequence

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Isn't that all what meat brains do though

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The robots are literally programmed to do exactly what is portrayed in the marketing videos. There's no dissemination or intelligence, it's all “go here, react this way, etc” while actors act. The company doesn't do any actual r&d beyond make videos

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Well yes I agree but that's kind of what we do when we teach kids to read and tell them which political party are the good guys and the bad guys

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It doesn't matter to the military if they're lying on the intelligence front. If it can be remote controlled from a country away like flying drones it'll still be a useful soldier. You can do suicidal tactics if all you lose is mindless soldiers

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We already have remote controlled bombs and stuff. There is no viable reason why robot dogs can work any better and they are theoretical too expensive, fragile and prone to accidents than anything else. Not to mention the technology simply is not there and all the marketing videos are a farse

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Why do we need footsoilders when we have ICBMs? :marseygigaretard:

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>what is jamming

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It's not a demonstration of intelligence.

It's a demonstration of a computers ability to exist and interact with the real world.

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It's not interacting with anything, it pre-programmed choreography

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It's interacting with the ground.

Yes, you need to have working "muscles and limbs" in order to move.

That's the scary part.

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It's a machine designed to do what it does in a marketing video and that's it. It's not impressive, it's not cutting edge. It's like watching practical effects in a movie and thinking it's real life

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The military is going to make it bigger, put a turbine engine or hydrogen fuel cell in it, and it will be used for mega Glowie activity very soon

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Oh wow. All of a sudden I see what AI doomers are talking about when they say AI will wipe out humanity

:#marseyitsoverhappy:

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AI will wipe out humanity by destroying people's trust in recordings first, long before any skynet shit.

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:#marseynouautism: :#slapfight:

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The generation after alpha is going to have mass casualty events from them just not believing reports of natural disasters and other dangers, but also believing tik toks that say tide pods are the elixir of life.

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These things are a decades away from being viable for anything

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it has a built in ring light so it can do tik tok dances

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Considering the new version is electric instead of hydraulic, do they intend to commercialize this one like spot?

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I can already see it. You walk down a dark alley hoping for safety from the robot onslaught. You get a few steps in you can barely see. Suddenly a ring shaped light appears, then another, and another, and another. You're fricked.

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Yoga with Adriene has been replaced.

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Got a face like this

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Atlas

So he's male.

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