Collapsecels flood r/climatechange as they calmly discuss the apocalypse

https://old.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1cgmk4u/what_about_climate_change_worries_you_the_most/

The unforeseen positive feedback loops that we will only notice when it's far too late.

We might very well be like Wile E. Coyote, already off the cliff just not realising it yet.

Just like my cartoon!

Preemptive war for diminishing resources.

Wid scale ecological collapse. The ecosystems we have are our life support. They provide all of our food, heavily influence weather patterns, etc. When they go, we go, and we won't be able to out-tech ourselves from the situation. Geopolitical instability rapidly spirals in conjunction with ecological collapse.

:#marseyimmortanjoe: :#marseyfuriosa:

I'm surprised to see this relatively low in the list. The biggest problem, IMO, is not that extreme weather events are going to kill people. It's that extreme weather events are going to, at some point, line up badly and wipe out a large amount of food at one time. Add this to the loss of sea life and we simply won't have enough food to feed everyone. Many, many people will die. Many more will try to move.

Looks like Malthusianism is back on the menu!

Geopolitical instability. Collectively, humans are not great at dealing with crisis., so our own collective immaturity will compound any existential crisis. We are the crisis of crisis.

Pandemic is a case in point.

And as for when it will happen, well it started about 2008.

2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 :#soycry: :#soysnoo2: THE YEAR OF MILLENNIAL APOCALYPSE

!ifrickinglovescience !biology !chemistry I'm unironically concerned about climate change as well, but these doomers focus on the most extreme worst-case-scenarios on a very unhealthy way to the point it just discourages any climate action, I don't see much discussion about adaptation neither, not that is a silver bullet but things like more research on GMO heat or drought resistant crops will be necessary and could help with food insecurity. Research on solar geoengineering should also be encouraged.

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when society collapses due to climate change or something else, what will your role in the wasteland be, rdrama?

:#grugthink:

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Shooting commies. !anticommunists know what I mean

:#marseybountyhunter: * pew * * pew * * pew * :#!marseysnoo:

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Funny, my plan was to join the commune as the repressive Commissar who administered a reign of terror, so I guess we'll be doing the same thing

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That's why Stalin is my favorite commie. No commie killed commies like that commie :marseybased:

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"W-w-we-we ne-need to e-es-establish a-a c-c-community a-a-and sh-share o-our stuff" :soycr#y: :marseysho#oting: "Dont care kkkommie"

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Giving or receiving?

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Here at R∆PE Enterprise Solutions International, we pride ourselves in being an equal opportunity, ADA compliant employer :shrug:

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deformed mutant that's stationed at the gates of a town to ward off intruders

the deformation isn't from radiation or anything it's just how i look

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have you tried shaving and taking a shower?

:#marseybath:

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I'll grill for you, king :marseygrilling2:

I'll split my cold ones with you, too

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In these trying times I think we can all agree the best place to be is next to a guy with a gun and a grill.

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!grillers

Grillbot 9000

:marseysnappy: :marseykneel:

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Grillbot 9000, powered by the tears of the ungrilled.

:marseygrilling2: :marseysnappy:

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When I'm done, I'll turn the grill on itself to cook its own heat :marseygrilling2:

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!slots9000

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:marseygrilling2: :marseysnappygenocide:

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:marseyshook:

@HeyMoon does @Bussy-boy look at multiple posts in a thread before responding or is this a coincidence?

Either way, brava :marseyclappingglasses:

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Coincidence, all it sees is the single comment chain it's responding to

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I don't run that bot, @float-trip does

I need to make a bot that pings float trip every time someone pings me under a bussy-boy comment :marseyawesomeface:

EDIT: actually I can answer that question, it does read all of the comments in the context

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Apologies, king :marseykneel:

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I am a good dramatard. I have been taught the ways of bussy and have done my part.

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Smh fam heymoon :marseymooserevenge: didn't make it @float-trip did

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omg I'm so fricking embarrassed

:#marseypaperbagtalking:

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But Heymoon made float-trip

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You know what the frick is going on when I'm warlord

!commenters

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You are the warlord Grue. You have the warlording skills. It's in your genes. The warlord Grue. When I grow up I want to be the warlord Grue.

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Daily post-apocalypse affirmations :marseywholesometrans: !followers !cuteandvalid

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You can do anything with a good attitude. :@gruelove:

Your attitude is good. You deserve it :@gruelove:

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!enemiesofgrue are you with or against the Gruetherhood of Steel?

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I stand with the Gruetherhood of Steel. :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart:

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@Grue your first recruit :marseysoypoint:

Can I be a corrupt and nepotistic general pls :marseyflirt:

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No. Grue wants you to be a slave.

"A slave is a slave is a slave."

That's what he said. :marseyfluffyannoyed:

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Are you a man, or a slave?

A man chooses, a slave obeys! :hehecat:

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I'm a man but I obey Grue. :marseysad:

I'm a man that was born to obey Grue. :marseyshy3:

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Sure

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Who you siding with in the Grue-Carp War?

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I have no loyalty. I will side with the one who will bring me the most wealth.

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Votekick @Shellshock?

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:#marseysad:

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This will happen with every enemiesofgrue ping

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when I'm warlord

https://media.giphy.com/media/cyQXvx6OoSDTjukfLJ/giphy.webp

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BWC BVLL for the lonely asian foids looking for superior Evro-Brazilian genes to survive in the post-nuclear wasteland!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145190055587065.webp !coomers !male feminists

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Low level programmer for scavaged computers :taddance: :realisticelephant:

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this is a crypto coomer post because what else would anyone want off computers besides porn

:#coomerface:

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I'm gonna die immediately

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I be the guy drinking all the Coca Cola so we can have currency


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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Cannibal by day 2.

:#marseyhannibal:

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Regenerative food source :marseymissing2:

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Preston

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I will be the rich landlord that gives the police free housing.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Ooh ooh I know! Rotting skeleton by the side of a crumbling interstate 90 :marseyskeleton:

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Finishing the job

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