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New Plato deets dropped! :marseybooba!: Slashdotcels seethe

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/29/herculaneum-scroll-plato-final-hours-burial-site

Newly deciphered passages from a papyrus scroll that was buried beneath layers of volcanic ash after the AD79 eruption of Mount Vesuvius may have shed light on the final hours of Plato, a key figure in the history of western philosophy.

In a groundbreaking discovery, the ancient scroll was found to contain a previously unknown narrative detailing how the Greek philosopher spent his last evening, describing how he listened to music played on a flute by a Thracian slave girl.

Despite battling a fever and being on the brink of death, Plato – who was known as a disciple of Socrates and a mentor to Aristotle, and who died in Athens around 348BC – retained enough lucidity to critique the musician for her lack of rhythm, the account suggests.

Wow you suck at the flute, slave.

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The text also reveals that Plato was sold into slavery on the island of Aegina, possibly as early as 404BC when the Spartans conquered the island, or alternatively in 399BC, shortly after Socrates' passing.

“Until now it was believed that Plato was sold into slavery in 387BC during his sojourn in Sicily at the court of Dionysius I of Syracuse,” Ranocchia said. “For the first time, we have been able to read sequences of hidden letters from the papyri that were enfolded within multiple layers, stuck to each other over the centuries, through an unrolling process using a mechanical technique that disrupted whole fragments of text.”

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Frozen holds hairy schlong and points it at the toliet

"What a big boy you've become" OwO

manchild becomes fully sprung and begins to aggressively nuzzle Frozen's head

"Thanks mommy. But Its hard to aim my peepee when I'm this excited" UwU

Turns manchild away from toliet

"Don't worry, I know what to do"

Frozen wraps mouth around hairy schlong

"This will hold you in place" Frozen says in a muffled voice as she packs the schlong in a single cheek like a hamster.

"Now do like we practiced"

manchild releases the flood gates. Piss shoots out his erect peepee with the force of a pop-rocked coke.

"OH MOMMY"

Frozen gags and wretches, she never breaks eye contact. The tears pour down her face as she struggles to keep the piss down.

gulp

"All done baby? Let me clean you up" OwO

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