You Just Know why this white girl founded a biotech startup to increase longevity in dogs:

"This will make dogs last longer."

So how long can they live for now?

"Same as before."

The concept is acutely realized.

this will go nowhere and she'll start an onlyfans

I hate dog ppl so much bros

This is all it takes for mid white girls to get a Ted Talk.

There is a peepee sized hole in your brain where your ability to create original thoughts used to be. It has rotted out of your head and dribbles out your ears, you have then taken said goo and smeared it across your computer monitor. You have been so thoroughly skullfricked all e-drama looks like a 90's sitcom with 2 directionless plot lines recycled ad infinitum.

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)