I just wiped out on a icy bridge deck, and now my boner really hurts. AMA

Turns out bridges really DO freeze before roads!

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Deserved for being a cyclist

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333182242619896.webp

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I hate that type of cyclist as much as you do. That's not the kind of riding i do anyway (look at my bike).

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>vertical handlebars

confirmed insufferable

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Frick you too, buddy! I just finished a 7 hour 100km ride on mostly gravel roads. I need bar ends to be able to move my hands around, or they'll seize.

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https://media.tenor.com/I33FWkmZ2zQAAAAx/waynes-world-bicycle.webp

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Amogus :marseystonetoss: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17333352353797598.webp

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Where amog

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Put yo peepee in the ice neighbor.

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:marseysquint: Is this Canada?

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Yep. Nova Scotia

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That's where the Canadians go when they wanna frick their cousins

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The entire point of cousin-fricking is not having to go anywhere, noob......

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goler_clan

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Tell that to them

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Why do you ride with a hard-on?

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The bumps stimulate the butt plug

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Aaaah :marseynotes:

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heal wiener with ice

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:marseybooba: that's a good shot


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Klutz :marseysmug2:

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Guilty as charged... In my defence, I was rubbernecking at a nice view.

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If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Bardfinn, my janny, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Janny Lane with all the other mentally ill people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, peepeeless, hopeless, heartless, fat-butt, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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I've seen better birches.

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Me too, but this one gets picked at by every r-slur who walks by, has several names carved in it too, and people lean their bikes on it to take photos. It also probably doesn't help that its roots are creosote, from the old railway bed.

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