Unable to load image

foids and 'moids' of redscarePOOR :marseypoor: commiserate about the joys of shoplifting :marseywagie:

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/y8dlsb/shoplifters_of_the_pod_unite

								

								

no drama, just degeneracy

I haven't paid for meat since the pandemic started.

I don't do it but only because I'm a kitty. My girlfriend does the trick where she saves the label from a bag of peanuts she bought so she can charge things as the self checkout as peanuts and I really respect her for it.

I shoplift at Whole Foods only. Salad bar, high ph water, sourdough, Gouda blocks. I do it mostly because I hate Whole Foods and the price increase they did at the salad bar since the pandemic with a passion. I make between 85-100k. It’s only 60% about the money

nearly all of my clothes are shoplifted

I looooove to steal from Whole Foods. I just toss everything in my tote bag as I’m shopping and then “forget” to take out some expensive cheese or jam or olive oil at the check out. Works every time

:#marseyfoidretard:

24
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Didn't realize I'd get to post this twice in less than 24 hours.

https://quran.com/al-maidah/38

As for male and female thieves, cut off their hands for what they have done—a deterrent from Allah. And Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.

:#marseysalat:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do intersex get off free or do they lose both hands?

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/8icMLayWgXip9b4qzr/giphy.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I would never shoplift, not because I respect the rule of law, but because shoplifting is a poor people activity (🤢🤢🤢).

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i had a buddy in high school who professionally shoplifted from walmart and just returned shit for cash, you could only return 3 things without a receipt so he would give other kids percentage on returns, he had cowtools to get through every security measure like hoodrat james bond.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>I don't do it but only because I'm a kitty. My girlfriend :marseyavril2: does the trick :marseyvaporeon: where :marseydrama: she saves the label from a bag of peanuts :marseycharliebrown: she bought so she can charge :marseyrentfree: things as the self :marseycarp2: checkout as peanuts :marseycharliebrown: and I really respect :marseykneel: her for it.

they know

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>My girlfriend is a dirty fricking thief and I respect her for it

:marseybrainlet:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hi! It's good to see you're woke to the inherent micro-r*pe that is your sexuality, and it's even better that you've chosen to be a non-harming shut-in. I wish more white cis men would do this!

You should consider estrogen supplements to make yourself less predatory. As a white male, you having kids is problematic, yes, but have you considered adopting PoC children and trying to raise them non-binary? Just make it clear to them that any white cis male sexuality you accidentally display despite your estrogen supplementation is shameful, and just make it a habit to say "I'm so sorry. I am so very sorry." after every offence. You should also consider exploring cuckolding (with a marginalized minority man/woman/otherkin of course) if you still find your sexuality to be uncontrollable.

Good luck and welcome to the right side of history!

Snapshots:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.