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This is honestly insane lmao. Her wackadoodle husband missed a point blank shot on a dog sheltering in their porch. Woman blames everyone but herself.
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Wait what's wrong with capping wild dogs that will kill your animals?
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the first is fine of course. The second is just insane. Especially if you don't understand your firearm and ruin your porch lmao
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Shooting a feral dog on your porch isn't "insane"
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It wasn't fricking feral just because the r-slur who doesn't belong on a homestead assumed so. Feral dogs don't think of human porches as shelter. Hope this helps.
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Didn't know we had a dog expert here, my bad. What other genius behavioral insights can you make from the two sentences of detail the OP provided?
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Yes they do
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Feral or not, it's an enemy combatant and we don't take prisoners.
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Don't shoot combatants in your home if you have the option move them outside
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Dogs are pests dear mr seethe
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I'm guessing they were too kitty to move it and just shot from their doorway.
Oh, i see, you're reading this as the doggo inside their home? I'm definitely seeing an open porch like this, especially with the description of the 'white wood railings'
https://www.theporchspecialist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/bigstock-Beautiful-front-entrance-of-So-310769665.jpg
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See i'm thinking of a large enclosed screen porch as is common in rural homes throughout the midwest. The fact the blood wasn't washed away by the rain and they had to do it theirselves made me think this. I def could be wrong.
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Why wouldn't they? Do you think this was someone's heckin lost pupper or something all the way out in the middle of bumfrick nowhere?
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No. I say this as someone who grew up in a very rural area and saw strays and ferals at least weekly. They never tried to shelter in our open barns, porches, enclosed trailers etc. They normally have a healthy fear of humans. Of course my experience isn't the end all be all either. But just anecdotally they're either aggressive or afraid. Joining a human in shelter implies a certain level of trust and respect that I do not normally associate with strays. At the end of the day who knows or cares i guess
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I'm choosing not to take the hysterical foid at her word here
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It’s alright, being r-slurred is acceptable these days
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Yeah I think we're going to have very different reactions to this thread from people who grew up in the country or not
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Yeah real homesteaders would've wiped out the whole pack the moment they started killing their animals, let alone when they witnessed them fricking disembowel a pig. A real homesteader wouldn't have left the carcass for the neighbor to see and would've drove it out a few miles and dumped it in a ditch.
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Maybe im too rural but i thought that it was understood that if your dog comes on my land and attacks my animals, im going to shoot it. Leaving dead animals out as a warning to others doesnt work though so thats a weird choice.
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Of course they wouldn't think twice about shooting a pack of wild dogs. They also wouldn't cry about it online, unless they're very new or just dumb.
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"they" didn't, the foid did, in order to garner sympathy on reddit. Very par for the course, the only thing unusual is that this post is on reddit and not facebook.
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The moid is the real r-slur for traumatizing his hoe and making him look like a fool on reddit. Truly the worst crime.
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Missing a point blank shotgun shot on a dog on your porch to the extent that you have now fricked the porch and paint is... something. My foid wouldnt be happy about executing dogs but she'd at least understand why we need to do it cleanly.
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Sounds like something a man without a "Gut Pit" would say. Carcasses/offal gets carried away to a designated pit away from camp and preferably anything else. A busy year at the skinning post would see >150 deer and untold other animals thrown in. After a few years you cap it with topsoil and dig a new pit. The smell will etch itself onto your very soul.
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I have an old pond I dump dead cows into, but I wouldn’t want to dump my neighbors dead dog in there. Too easy to find if they go looking for it and already suspect me. Not to mention I’ve seen cow bones and hide dragged over a mile away from the pit by coyotes.
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Do dead horses ever end up in there?
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Once a few years ago when an elderly neighbor had her horse die
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Countrycels opinion dont matter
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Plus if it's just sheltering and you want to get rid of it, you could just reenact the last scene of The Crossing and kick it and freak out on it until it leaves, then be forced to wallow in the meaninglessness of your existence as you realize there's nothing of value left in your life.
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Billy has a fricking bleak life.
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That book was really fricking dark even for McCarthy
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At least McCarthy gave him a happy ending: old and homeless
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I haven't read cities of the plain yet, but this is unsurprising.
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My bad, bro. I actually preferred All the Pretty Horses of the 3.
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They make bean bag, rubber bullet, and rock salt-filled shotgun shells for this purpose
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The state I grew up in had a bounty on coyotes because they would kill farm animals all the time. If you shot one and took in its pelt or dead body they'd give you money.
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mine still does, but i think it's like 5 bucks
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They're pretty hard to get too unless you're hunting with a rifle. You barely ever see them and if you walk in their direction at all they are out of there. You could surround them, but that would be a pretty dumb idea unless you were trying to pull a peepee cheney on one of your uncles.
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Easiest way I've found to get them is to dump a fresh carcass (usually a hog) about 75 yards from a tree stand and just pop the coyotes that wander in to check it out.
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I know baiting was illegal in my state for shit you were supposed to hunt, but I guess they probably would have been fine if you did it for coyotes.
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Here at least you can bait, poison and shoot at night. They have helicopter tours where they just drive over fields scaring wild hogs and coyotes and you just shoot like youre in vietnam with a high powered pellet gun.
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I used to carry a rifle in my truck just for shooting coyotes off dead cows. Half the time by the time I walked around and got my rifle out they were already running. Now I drive out there every day until they get used to me and let me get close enough that I can just shoot them with my pistol from the truck.
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They must be common as heck cuz I live in da suburbs and I see them walking around at night during the summer. They prowl around and prey on peoples cats and small dogs
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Yeah they come out at night, but we'd be out hunting at the break of dawn, and they're generally very afraid of people (because we are trying to shoot them all the time) so you'd only see them on occasion and usually from a pretty good distance.
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