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PARROTS ARE SOME OF THE MOST DIFFICULT PETS @TED_SIMP HATE PEOPLE REEEEE

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Do birds even make real pets? Like can you go out to your yard and release a pet bird and reliably expect it to return to you?

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some have flight trained birds but its extremely difficult and very uncommon

there’s also falconers but the hawks don’t really count as pets per se

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Ducks are cheap

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Can't teach ducks to say the g*mer word

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@TED_SIMP usually work mornings at the pet shop. our store pet is an African Grey. she’s quite sweet in the morning, but @TED_SIMP recently learned at night she likes too scream “FRICKING SHIT FRICK FRICKING DIE” at us. and then she says “don’t swear!”

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My macaw can be a living nightmare sometimes. Our entire lives revolve around our birds. We both wfh so this isn't a problem but 3pm to 9pm (6, hours) they free roam/fly the house. So at the end of our workday through dinner, through Bedtime.

And we have a baby. This means we have 0 social life and don't really leave the house. Why? It's not good for the birds to be cooped up and we can't leave the house with them free birding. So we haven't gone out for dinner in like 2 years. When I was in labor my husband had to go let them out for an hour and almost missed the birth of his child. Why? They started screaming because they weren't let out and the neighbors called the police.

:marseylaugh: birdchads rule their life

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Poors that talk about how great they treat their animals, especially exotic ones, usually keep the critters in absolute filth that they can't smell anymore.

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