@TED_SIMP usually work mornings at the pet shop. our store pet is an African Grey. she’s quite sweet in the morning, but @TED_SIMP recently learned at night she likes too scream “FRICKING SHIT FRICK FRICKING DIE” at us. and then she says “don’t swear!”
My macaw can be a living nightmare sometimes. Our entire lives revolve around our birds. We both wfh so this isn't a problem but 3pm to 9pm (6, hours) they free roam/fly the house. So at the end of our workday through dinner, through Bedtime.
And we have a baby. This means we have 0 social life and don't really leave the house. Why? It's not good for the birds to be cooped up and we can't leave the house with them free birding. So we haven't gone out for dinner in like 2 years. When I was in labor my husband had to go let them out for an hour and almost missed the birth of his child. Why? They started screaming because they weren't let out and the neighbors called the police.
Poors that talk about how great they treat their animals, especially exotic ones, usually keep the critters in absolute filth that they can't smell anymore.
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This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.
We basically fill a niche similar to fatpeoplehate with a bit less actual malice.
PeakPoor is shotgunning mountain dews at 5 years old.
PeakPoor is not people dying of poverty. While technically the greatest heights of poverty is succumbing to it this is not funny, and is a failure
of capitalism. We do not make fun of poverty to be mean spirited such as that.
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PARROTS ARE SOME OF THE MOST DIFFICULT PETS @TED_SIMP HATE PEOPLE REEEEE
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Do birds even make real pets? Like can you go out to your yard and release a pet bird and reliably expect it to return to you?
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some have flight trained birds but its extremely difficult and very uncommon
there’s also falconers but the hawks don’t really count as pets per se
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Ducks are cheap
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Can't teach ducks to say the g*mer word
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@TED_SIMP usually work mornings at the pet shop. our store pet is an African Grey. she’s quite sweet in the morning, but @TED_SIMP recently learned at night she likes too scream “FRICKING SHIT FRICK FRICKING DIE” at us. and then she says “don’t swear!”
best bird ever
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birdchads rule their life
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Poors that talk about how great they treat their animals, especially exotic ones, usually keep the critters in absolute filth that they can't smell anymore.
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We have become so concerned with micro aggressions; we have closed our eyes to macro aggressions.
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Don't be hostile to poors!:
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Um telling poors not to buy an exotic bird is gatekeeping, sweaty.:
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Just get a parakeet, bro. They're like the goldfish of birds.:
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