Waiter unable to understand basic math
Waiters become self aware that they don’t deserve tips, but double down
All this and much much more seethe
I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet niggas again est. 2016
Hello, welcome to 'I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet gangstas again'
This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.
We basically fill a niche similar to fatpeoplehate with a bit less actual malice.
PeakPoor is shotgunning mountain dews at 5 years old.
PeakPoor is not people dying of poverty. While technically the greatest heights of poverty is succumbing to it this is not funny, and is a failure
of capitalism. We do not make fun of poverty to be mean spirited such as that.
Read the room, if it's punching down too hard or really digging into someone whos a sympathetic character it doesn't belong here. (basically READ THE ROOM)
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Subscribe to this hole, it's important that we get our numbers up. Love numbers = peak poor
Bonus points for making your post title some variation of peak poor. (Pinnacle of Poverty, Prowess of the Penniless)
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I use my phone to calculate 18%, 20% napkin math is reserved for those that go above and beyond to treat me like a King.
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I do zero percent because the math is even easier.
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Yup, like oh wow the server took my order, brought me a drink and food and asked me the same 5 questions through the course of my meal. Amazing service.
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You mean "annoyed me 5 times". The server should stay far away from me and should only come at my signal when I'm eating.
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Wrong, if my water cup is empty the establishment has failed
Hur durr gonna make people sit for two hours give them cups that fit 2 table spoons of water, come back every 45 minutes and leave them parched the entire time, dont worry there's this super cute pitcher that holds four tablespoons of water though, hope your instagram pictures are worth the experience
^more places than i can believe
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That shit bothers me, esp if I'm out with people.
If I wanted a foidling to interrupt my meal with a fake smile, questions that I don't care about a half hearted shaking of her tits I'd go to a titty bar
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I can calculate 0% of any sum, no matter how large, in my head, instantly.
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Oh yeah? 0% * ∞ = ?
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foiled again
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Stop posting calculus nerd
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I tip like 2-5 bucks no matter what I pay. It's supposed to show gratitude for the service, not relate to the price of the food I ordered.
Then again I'm not a mutt lmao
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