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A white wagie serving People of Basketball and getting stiffed on the tip is poetic and beautiful. The base wage for servers is so low that this is basically reverse slavery. Historical wrongs are being righted, every day.
the demand for negroes severely outstrips the supply.
every single mayo from los angeles to arkhangels want their own coon to shuck and jive for them, but there are only 41 millions of them around (probably closer to 35 if you remove first/second generation tethers). we need them to react to old rock music, we need them to write witty tweets, we need them to put waiters in their place on anonymous internet forums. what do we do?
of course, we could always just put some shoe polish on and do the job ourselves. that's a proven strategy (see minstrel shows), but i doubt that it'll work again for the second time.
alternative, we could take a new ethnic group and classify them as "black" to increase the supply. who do we take? i'd suggest poles or filipinos, but suggestions are always appreciated.
We should just call reparations off because unironically the net cost of this has long since surpassed whatever passed for wages in the eighteen century
I remember during peak Covid I was at some restaurant and some kangz there stiffed their waitress after being obnoxious and demanding all night lol I ended up giving the poor girl a tip on their behalf and my gf and I got free drinks for the rest of the night
Thank you basketball America for giving me another opportunity to flex
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Being fat means I get significantly less sexual harassment than if I were thin. Fat people are harder to roofie and haul out of a public place. You'd need, like, 6 people to get my dead weight out the door, someone will for sure notice that and ask questions. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Staying fat means I don't have to worry about any of that.
And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, “BuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR.” First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that??
So imma eat the food that tastes good and if you have a problem with that, that's fine cause I wasn't planning on sharing it with you anyway 😂
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Imma sneak over like a spider and get sum of dat fat butt
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You know, unless I’m going somewhere nice, I just want someone to cook for me. Walk in, place your order, they call your number when it’s ready and take it back to your own table with your own drinks. Why factor in a tip in some low class establishment
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A white wagie serving People of Basketball and getting stiffed on the tip is poetic and beautiful. The base wage for servers is so low that this is basically reverse slavery. Historical wrongs are being righted, every day.
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I kinda want to make a LARP account and post shit like this there lmao
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the demand for negroes severely outstrips the supply.
every single mayo from los angeles to arkhangels want their own coon to shuck and jive for them, but there are only 41 millions of them around (probably closer to 35 if you remove first/second generation tethers). we need them to react to old rock music, we need them to write witty tweets, we need them to put waiters in their place on anonymous internet forums. what do we do?
of course, we could always just put some shoe polish on and do the job ourselves. that's a proven strategy (see minstrel shows), but i doubt that it'll work again for the second time.
alternative, we could take a new ethnic group and classify them as "black" to increase the supply. who do we take? i'd suggest poles or filipinos, but suggestions are always appreciated.
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What do you think drag is? it's modernized minstel shows for the modern age "acceptable to make fun of" minority - trashy women.
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Maybe just casually bring up the race of the server and see if they'll fill in the blanks
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We should just call reparations off because unironically the net cost of this has long since surpassed whatever passed for wages in the eighteen century
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Why must you tip? What happens if you don't tip? The waiter shoots you with his concealed carry?
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They spit in your food or in the case of doordash take a photo of it in front of the door and steal it
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The food I already ate?
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No they put it in front of the door for the picture so it looks like they delivered then steal the food.
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Always new josh was a fellow king
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He took a 23 and me test. he's 1% King which by the one drop rule entitles him to all of the special rights and privileges of being one.
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I remember during peak Covid I was at some restaurant and some kangz there stiffed their waitress after being obnoxious and demanding all night lol I ended up giving the poor girl a tip on their behalf and my gf and I got free drinks for the rest of the night
Thank you basketball America for giving me another opportunity to flex
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Advanced cuckoldry
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Please newstrag, flexing on stingy blacks in front of a girl is like the exact opposite of cuckoldry
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Tbf burger percentage based tipping is incredibly r-slurred
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i'm about to go out and eat and i will not be tipping anyone.
i mean it's because it's just a local burger place that doesn't have a waitress and literally never asks for tips but still. I'M TAKING A STAND!
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Being fat means I get significantly less sexual harassment than if I were thin. Fat people are harder to roofie and haul out of a public place. You'd need, like, 6 people to get my dead weight out the door, someone will for sure notice that and ask questions. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Staying fat means I don't have to worry about any of that.
And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, “BuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR.” First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that??
So imma eat the food that tastes good and if you have a problem with that, that's fine cause I wasn't planning on sharing it with you anyway 😂
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@Aevann please king... give us thecoli emjois
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Please i can even do the legwork somehow if you tell me what to do
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also for an enterprising young artists https://rdrama.net/post/174329
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You know, unless I’m going somewhere nice, I just want someone to cook for me. Walk in, place your order, they call your number when it’s ready and take it back to your own table with your own drinks. Why factor in a tip in some low class establishment
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