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Fat manlet spends 106k so he doesn't have to look his wife in the eyes

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/60-man-spends-106k-to-increase-height-by-7-inches.979969

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A father-of-two travelled to Turkey and spent $106,000 to get limb-lengthening surgery to increase his height after deciding his legs were 'too short' for his body.

Brian Sanchez, 33, a mortgage broker who lives in Georgia with his wife, Nidia, 30, and their daughters, Kaisley, two, and Kairi, six, said he felt like his body was 'out of proportion' and he looked like 'like a huge thumb

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Brian Sanchez, 33, a mortgage broker who lives in Georgia said he felt like his body was 'out of proportion' and he looked like 'like a huge thumb'. Pictured: Brian before (L) and after (R) the surgery

'It's going to be really nice just to be able to hug her and have her all the way down there on my chest instead of being almost eye level.

'One of the things that I'll enjoy the most is being able to work out again and put some weight on my legs and have my body look a little bit more how I want it to.'

Last January, Brian realised his legs didn't match his 'torso proportions'.

He said: 'I realised that my legs were always looking weird, and I didn't know what it was, until one day I was sitting next to my brother-in-law who is almost 6ft 6in, and I was actually a little taller than he was.

'I thought that was weird, because I knew he was taller than I am by a lot, and we stood up, and all of a sudden, I started looking and realised my legs were too short for my body.

I'm broad, have long arms, and I'm wide, but my short legs make me look different – I almost look like a huge thumb, like those thumb men from Spy Kids.'

After the realisation, Brian, who had never previously had cosmetic surgery, started to dislike his aesthetics and decided to research ways to make himself taller.

He said: 'I thought I can either find a new hobby, and give up lifting weights, or I can fix the issue.

Brian had his first operation in last December, which involved breaking his tibia and fibula, putting a rod inside the bones, and fastening it with screws

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I'm not posting anymore of the article but it's worth reading if you care

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now, some TheColi commentary :marseykneel:

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please someone make a westbrook marsey for the love of bardfinn

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i think the caucs are fine with 6 foot but our brehs see it differently


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which involved breaking :marseygenetakovic: his tibia and fibula, putting a rod inside the bones, and fastening it with screws

Are there :marseycheerup: not consequences to this long term? Sounds horrid.


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Usually your leg bones shatter more easily afterwards but I think he does enough steroids to offset that.

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Steroids will make this shit way worse lmao. A big issue with steroids is muscles can strengthen a lot faster than other parts of the body, so this r-slur is going to try and hit a PR and break his Manlet legs in two lol.

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Depends on the roids. But for some people on roids lose bone density.

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Yeah. But he cant be stupid enough too cruise hard after that? If he can aford that surgery. He can aford heavy HGH lifestyle. That shit is good for you're bones and joints.

But who knows. He went for 7 inches. He might not be smart man.

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>But he cant be stupid enough too cruise hard after that

You jinxed it

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@Jalapt think biggest issues will be his joints. Surgery will increase presure on joints massively. If he roids hard. He can easily tear and frick up his every joint in his body.

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they do it to russian models i seen the vids and they dont break

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He'll never regain full use of his legs.

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Body modification surgeries are completely safe and reversible, chud!

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The complication rate on these surgeries is insanely high, and the recovery time after is several months. Leg lengthening surgery was originally for situations where a serious injury caused one leg to end up shorter than the other making it difficult to walk.

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Sounds more painful than genital mutilation

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I would imagine this will put a massive extra load on his heart, along with all the other issues abnormally tall people usually have.

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Will it? It's not a huge increase in mass. I'd be a lot more worried about the legs just being fricked up in general.

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I'm so curious about the long-term consequences of this kind of surgery. My instincts tell me it'll make you a :marseydisabled: later in life.

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MY first thought was that they might snap when he does squats. But it looks like he rarely does leg day.

What a b-word.

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honestly I'd guess he did. probably stopped a long time ago for the surgery, and likely won't ever do it again due to the surgery.

at least it'd be smart not to.

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He was already married and not a midget. What's the point?

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he didn't want to look like a thumb obvvi


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He has muscles. If someone makes fun of him, he can just hold their heads underwater.

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no i mean that's literally what he said lmao


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Mid life crisis. Divorce pending in less than 3 months after this surgery.

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:#marseykingkrazy: what in the body dismorphia:#marseykingkrazy:

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7 inches is crazzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy


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>'One of the things that I'll enjoy the most is being able to work out again and put some weight on my legs and have my body look a little bit more how I want it to.'

Yeah, you'll put some weights on your legs and then you'll get famous by being featured in gym rekt compilation videos.

Enjoy osteoporosis and never jumping or running again without your legs bursting.

Isn't the manlet cutoff 6'0''? there's also the 5'9'' vs 6'0'' meme. So he wasnt even short and STILL had a height complex?

Sometimes being a manlet is a mindset.

@Losercel please ping ! incels and discuss this. I would but im 70 dc short :marseypoor:

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The manlet cutoff is 2 inches above the height of whoever is reading the comment.

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>Thinks 5'9 is one less than 6'0

europoor detected

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You should be flattered that he assumed that your units would be logical.

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I'm also a europoor though, just not r-slurred

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Refusing to engage with the horrific mess that are american units is a sign of sanity

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true tbh. Henceforth, one foot is 10 inches long.

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:#marseygigaretard:

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Yeah if you get this surgery you can basically kiss an athletic lifestyle goodbye. This dude gonna be sad in a few years.

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He's literally be better off just amputating them and getting Pistorius blades for whenever he wants to work out.

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Bro should just embrace it...

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He's not walking at 40.

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Is there a calf thickening surgery :marseysmug2:

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Why coli women be surprised by that if they do the same constantly with makeup? Yeah it's maybe cheaper tho who knows over the lifetime, but the principle is the same.

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Hot take, invasive surgical leg-lengthening is a lot more extreme than wearing makeup

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are women even allowed at the coli? Thought they were segregated to LSA?


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no there brehettes there bb

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brehettes (male) or brehettes (female, without the peepee)?

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Is the coli black only, and is LSA black womyn only?

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Reminds me of an argument from a fatty foid on reddit that claimed working out was equivalent to putting on makeup.

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!incels, why do Turks have all the body modification for men shit.

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Being a turk is an innately blackpilling experience

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I think Turks and Arabs spend most of their life maximizing their appearance. I don't know if attractiveness in their society holds a special value and I'm basing my conclusions on empirical evidence but I always thought that POT (people of Turk) were much more focused on their looks than any other things.

I don't have any close friends from that area but the random men I see on the streets and/or at school, uni, or previous jobs have had very clean faces, perfectly styled beards, and fitting haircuts. Maybe they do this because they're innately prone to have lots of hair (in all sorts of places) or maybe because they don't have anything else to do. I suppose hard surgeries like Limb-Lengthening Surgery for example are just the next logical step - until they turn 35 and suddenly have the biggest gut possible and a poorly groomed mustache harassing younger women and talking shit to Syrians. Exchange Syrians for gypsies and women for femboys and you'll have the average Serbian Croatian Bosnian diaspora Balkanoid.

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There is nothing wrong whit harrasing gypsies and assaulting femboys

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Ill use my right to self defence if you go anywhere near my American bussy

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Might be nouveau riche considering the Gulf States and the ruling class of the Arab world haven't been incredibly wealthy for that long, they just buy Audi's and make tennis courts suspended in the air. Does Turkey have lax laws or certifications around this stuff?

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I don't know. I have never and will never go to Turkey :marseyshrug:

May I ask where you are from? :marseyshy3:

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I live in the West but my family is from Morroco and others parts of MENA.

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R-slurs will be r-slurs

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If you think it's ok to give kids surgery to fix a cleft palate or burn scars, you have to be ok with surgery to fix manletism. Being a manlet is drastically worse for a person's life and well being than having any other equivalent deformity, and pocket princes deserve all our sympathy and help

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Wait is that LLM?

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What do you think about that, DALE?!?!?! FRICKIN FAT LITTLE FREAK!!!

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7 incehs! Thats at least 17,78cm!

How did they pull that off? @Jalapt get 2 or 3 inches. But 7!

Can he walk? How about running? That surgery is male equivalent of trans surgery

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:marsey#brick: here

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great marsey


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>and their daughters, Kaisley

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Chad

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You will never be a real jannie. You have no presence, you have experience, you have no reason to be one. You are a homosexual man twisted by hunger for power and stupid minimodding into a crude mockery of internet's scum.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fellow users” laugh at your awkward attempts at minimodding behind closed doors.

Normal users are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution in Reddit's ecosystem have allowed Drama users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabe jannies who “pass” look awkward and disgusting to a user. Your message structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk admin to give you powers, he'll turn tail and demote you the second he gets a whiff of your mentally ill, power-hungry mind.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll opt out of nitro, delete your Groomercord account, stop boosting the server and leave. The admins will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your messages will remain as you will fade from memory, and every passerby who uses the search function and comes across your pathetic minimodding messages for the rest of eternity will know a wannabe jannie is buried there. Your presence will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who's undoubtedly not a moderator

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Look i at least understand manlets going to average height but SEVEN INCHES?

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>coli posting

A++ inclusion

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ok he do kind of look like a thumb in the before picture tho

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