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:marseyfrozenchosen2: druggie calls out chad labor aristocrat friends, gets dragged for slurring them as capitalists:marseylibright:

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Capitalism is a friendship ruiner:marseycrying:

As I get older:marseybabushka:, I’m realizing I’m losing some of my oldest friendships because of capitalism:marseymerchantelf:. My college friend group has slowly split into two groups over the past 15 years: the super rich corporate capitalists making over $400,000/year:marseyrabbitnewyear: or the low wage artists:marseyschizo: and service professionals:marseywaiter:, who will probably never see six figures:mcmarsey:. Whether it be a friend who works for a law firm:marseycool2: and represents mega-corps...:marseydragon: Or an investment banker friend:marseysaluteisrael:, with literal millions in the bank, who Venmo requests even our brokest friends for a $8 latte:marseywomanmoment2:, the capitalists have become insufferable:marseybreastcancer:. Another is working for one of the biggest water polluters in the world:marseyxi:, yet apparently cares about climate change. They all embody “socially democrat, fiscally conservative” politics :gigabiden: which just says you’re a hypocrite:marppybiden:.

I’ve watched the desire to hoard wealth:marseytrogdor: turn these once generous and considerate people into greedy, vapid shells of themselves:marseysoycry:. They’ve all compromised their values in egregious ways and justified it in the pursuit of “making a living.”:soyjaktantrum: I reached a breaking point this week when one of them had the audacity to make fun of a lower ranking “poor” coworker who made “only $250,000” a year:marseychingchongitsover:, when they know my butt barely hits $60k:marseywall:. Knowing how much they value your worth by the size of your bank account:chadlibleft:, I can’t even imagine what they say about me behind my back:marseyxd:.

Anyway, I just needed to rant about how much it sucks to lose friends because they’re obsessed with money:marseysmughips:. And if anyone else is going through something similar, you’re not alone:marseycommielove:.

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A high paid employee that makes the corporate machine more efficient is a capitalist. They sure as heck ain’t socialists or communists:marseywagie:

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What a dumb take. Your friends should get shitty jobs or they are shitty people? You can 100 percent participate in capitalism while finding it abhorrent. If you have a job you're just as much of a capitalist as your friends are.

So, literally anyone with a job?

Welcome to the anti work movement


I wouldn't worry about it at all since the entire fiat monetary system is on the verge of a total collapse.:marsoy:

Yeah the thought of any of them being able to survive without their status symbols is laughable. Money is their entire personality:directlypointingsoyjak:

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Noticing:marseynoooticer: the 8$ latte

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Spends all their poverty wage on drugs, parties, and tatoos.

Bi girl:marseymeds:

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:marseysuit: Your network is your net worth, if I had a bunch of friends making 4x as much as me or more I’d be hitting them up for job opportunities instead of moaning :marseygangster:

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“Put me on big bro”

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That’s what smart people do, and probably why there is already a significant gulf between the $60k/yr artists (doesn’t seem bad for art gigs) and the >$250k/yr friends. The more ambitious friends probably got farther while the less ambitious got stuck behind.

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>Meet with your friend who is down on his luck for a coffee at the shop they work at to discuss how they can get out of a rut. You get a $1 black drip and they get some monstrous latte and then tell you they left their wallet at home, nbd put it on your card and vemno request it from them to move along. They proceed to rant for an hour about how you're a piece of shit for being a corporate sellout and then curse you out when they see the venmo request.

Yeah, I'd pass on giving them a chance to embarrass me at the office.


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