Small Oklahoma town shows off its new tank in time for Juneteenth

What did they mean by this


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Remember when alt left "journ*list" (Twitter shit poster) Michael Tracy sneeded about the definition of tanks for weeks consecutively? Someone should send him this thread

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The perfect vehicle for the high speed low drag town SWAT team

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high drag low speed

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This is just Americans sucking off trucks. Tactically speaking that vehicle is beyond pointless, counterproductive even, which I think says it all about American decision making

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Tactically against a bunch of protestors (which almost certainly don't exist in chickasha oklahoma tbf) i'm sure it would do just fine lol


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Yes but an armored van would also do well and can actually hold stuff unlike this thing

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Worse, it's literally only useful for trundling around and getting blasted by IEDs, aka completely r-slurred in any real war. The Chadvee, the Cheep and the Chad Cruiser all mog the MAT-Virgin in terms of actual battlefield utility

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If they wanted a vehicle for dispersing groups of rowdies it would've been much cheaper to just throw a load of child support bills from a regular police car

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Tactically speaking that vehicle is beyond pointless,

Not really. The increased hight and v-bottom goes a long way to survivability from IEDs. Especially over humvees. Probably not too many roadside bombs in Oklahoma though.

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It could be handy if you get a lot of bomb threats

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Chickasha... Chickasha...

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It was a sundown town until the early nineties


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Ten years ago this November I made my then-girlfriend cry with a rant about how much of media is selling something through the commodification of identities and interests. She thought I was crazy and asked why I couldn't simply enjoy the pop music about consuming products and engaging in brand loyalty (Hennessy comes to mind). I told her I was not born--and indeed, no one was--to have these conditions thrust upon them and sold as joyful pursuits.

I suspect she started crying then, not tears of amazement toward my basedness, nor because of the idea that much of her interests might have been picked up because of capitalist exploitation and its expectations of her in the role of wealth extraction, but because she realized that we were effectively done and incompatible. We broke up shortly afterward. I was just too weird for her. In her defense I am a real Tyler Durden about shit like this.

That experience is a very important one for me. Some modern applications of Marxist theory, or really any anti-capitalist analysis of certain wealth extraction schemes, just sounds nuts to regular folks. I find a tongue-in-cheek, half sarcastic joke about "being had" is the most effective sugarcoating, if anyone is interested in discussing things such as this article's focus with the uninitiated. Otherwise you might as well begin with "In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center."

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