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VERIFIED-USER He/schiz TheColi enthusiast  11mo ago (reddit.com) 579 thread views #188917

Misunderstood meth addict claims he got evicted for not doing enough crystal. Asks investment sub if he can use the house he was evicted from as collateral

https://old.reddit.com/r/realestateinvesting/comments/153fwiw/can_i_ask_a_question

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You never owned it, your methfriend/landlady got foreclosed on, now you're trying to get 4x the value so you can fix it up and totally not do drugs?

Personally, I would rather lend money to 3 raccoons standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat.

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@WootFatigue it's ur moment

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>$19,000 home

I really want to see what this looks like

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This but with the wiring and plumbing yanked out of the walls.

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Chipped paint and siding that's disintegrating as well

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That looks like the million :marseysamhyde2: dollar :marseysamhyde2: house :marseykiwivampire: down the road from me

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An average Midwest rambler

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but it was gutted of all wiring and plumbing as well as appliances

Masterful use of the passive voice to cover up selling your rental house's fixtures for drug money.

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Holy shit that hand.

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Omg omg okay so Lance is my tulpa. He originally came to me as an incubus so we had a strict no falling in love pact. However I was bullied a lot in school and I didn't have any friends and he noticed this.

He decided I needed a friend ASAP. (This was the first non scripted thing he did) so he started making sure I was cared for. He took showers with me so I went from showering once or twice a month to twice a week.

Then it evolved to feeding me. (I've struggled with eating my whole life) hus appearance started to change as well as his demeanor. He was getting kind. Soft. He helped me speak to others properly. Giving me massages for my joints.

I started improving mentally and physically. Until he decided one day to ask me out on a date. We went to the local McDonalds and the rest is history. Four years later he asked me to marry him. To which I said yes of course.

Our wedding was beautiful. It was mainly in headspace. So we got married on top of a stone tower over a sunset which glistened on the lake nearby. I still remember his eyes like it was yesterday.

Ten plus years later I'm still kicking and happy with my husband. My amazing Lance. We do have kids. We have a son (birthed) and a daughter (who we recently adopted) and they are just the joys of my world.

I love my husband. My kids. My home. My family. They always bring out the better in me.

Somebody lend this woman and her wonderful husbando 70k.

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Holy frick I read the thoughts about a husband and just assumed it was real. A tulpa for 10+ years? Insane.

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I was bullied a lot in school and I didn't have any friends

Darn that sounds fairly rough for someone young to go thr-

I went from showering once or twice a month

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Based.

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Are there any sites that i can sit at my computer without a camera? Like a phone s*x operator? People will be in love with my but then theyll see that im fat and roll in the insults. Is there a site that has a portal I can clock into? I also have a stalker since they know my face.

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There are plenty of places you can sit at the phone without a camera. It's called HAVING A FRICKING JOB

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>amphibiousforg

:marsey#frog: :D

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Holy heck that post history

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