I work at the HFT (high frequency trading) desk and my office got sent this package in the mail, with our teams name on it.
I guess the guy is trying to make an NFT, but in real life?
Anyway, let's take a look at the enclosed sample of highly-valuable artwork this rando wants all this money for:
I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet niggas again est. 2016
Hello, welcome to 'I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet gangstas again'
This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.
We basically fill a niche similar to fatpeoplehate with a bit less actual malice.
PeakPoor is shotgunning mountain dews at 5 years old.
PeakPoor is not people dying of poverty. While technically the greatest heights of poverty is succumbing to it this is not funny, and is a failure
of capitalism. We do not make fun of poverty to be mean spirited such as that.
Read the room, if it's punching down too hard or really digging into someone whos a sympathetic character it doesn't belong here. (basically READ THE ROOM)
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Subscribe to this hole, it's important that we get our numbers up. Love numbers = peak poor
Bonus points for making your post title some variation of peak poor. (Pinnacle of Poverty, Prowess of the Penniless)
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I really do love you all so very much, i'm even spending drama coin to get some banners and marseys. thanks for being a part of the community.
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Cherry on top is that he misspelled his own website lmao
https://www.wherehishardo.com/hft
If you fix it, this is the beautiful artwork that could be yours:
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Already have the superior version
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Nick Rochefort would be most envious of this vintage piece.
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someone will buy that just to make fun of it. pretty good grift
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Thank you for your service
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it's some dutch artstrag with stolen schizo valor
https://whereishardo.com/hft
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People are actually buying this shit?
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U work at a hedge fund?
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you don't? i really hope we don't have poors on this site lol
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I work as a Sonichu content creator !r-slurs
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The demand has outpaced the supply, this is just good business
sense
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I miss the Unabomber so goddam much.
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I work in asset management and I want to genuinely throttle whoever says 'hardo' in real life
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You aren't a true rdrama finance bro unless you refer to your risk mgmt group as "jannies" in the team slack
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I now confirmed where op works
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But unironically i have a good guess
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I actually like the art tbh
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SOVL
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how's your wlb? I have offer for place and I've been told hours are 9-6, but devs are typically closer to 10-6. But also, more than doubling my salary to go there is attractive even if I have to actually work.
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Finally got my application I see, so what do you think?
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I hope it detonates next time
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