An aspiring social climber asks r/tampa how to meet rich people to get ahead in life. It does not go well.
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Go to a rich people church. My church complained “only 8 families give more than $25,000 a year” 🤣🤣🤣
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Imaging giving $24,500 and getting called out like that
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Back in the day Catholic churches would publish lists of how much everyone gave to shame people in to giving more.
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The though of a bunch of wops seething about how Geno Crimeacola upstaged their nephew Don Leaonardo Ricoscopo in donating mob money to the local parish to buy Cadillacs, give a payout to the parents of those boys and purchase an Alderman is just hilarious
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If you donate less than 40k as a household you're going to have to have a friendly meeting with the bishop to discusss what's what.
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Imagine donating to church lmfao I'm sure God has plenty of money already.
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God loves you, and he needs cash.
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Surprisingly, actually a couple of legitimate answers there.
Unsurprisingly, a poorcel is replying to all of them with his imaginary knowledge of how upper class people operate.
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Rich people can usually smell a poor from a mile away.
I don't know why poors think they're able to fool us.
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Indeed. Which is why I think the 'become a tennis coach / golf caddy' advice is the only remotely feasible option.
It still won't work though, because he needs to demonstrate value and charisma to get some boomer to take a shine to him and tell him how the world really works, but I doubt he's capable.
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Some rare actually funny redditor comments.
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Just move to Dubai and make your fortune by letting rich Arabs poo on you
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Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.
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