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They just seem like normal dudes. What's she expecting?

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topless skinnyfat selfies, cringy s*x jokes on a teenager level, degen s*x shit, self admitted felons and s*x addicts


this is what the standard for a normal dude is

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Yah guys are always bemoaning how unbalanced dating app s*x ratios are but literally all you have to do is

  • not say something offensive in your bio

  • extremely basic hygiene

  • hide your weird sexual preferences until the third date

And you're in the top 10% of guys

Edit: Lots of incels in my replies

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:marseyhesright: Use proper sentences, don't be overtly sexual with some girl you've never met, and for God's sake try to make your bio sound warm and friendly not confrontational and hostile.

Congratulations, you're in the top 15% of moid dating profiles. Now it's all up to you to frick up the in-person meetup with your offputting personality.

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Yeah you save the extremely offensive stuff for your opener obvs

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Just look her in the eyes, lean in for that first date kiss, and BAM...thumb in the butt.

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This guy thinking people actually read profiles and decide whether they swipe based on that :marseydisagree:

You can put the weirdest, cringiest shit on there, no influence at all

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No you aren't lol. None of that actually matters.

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hide your weird sexual preferences until the third date

just lie and say youre into yaoi

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Have you never talked to average people. Most people are poor and dumb. The median household income is like 54k and 30% of men are obese while 70% of women are overweight.

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And 0% of the gay population is obese. Total homo victory.

If you're fat and :marseyairquotes: gay:marseyairquotes: u just fake prison gay.

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gays categorize people into bears and twinks so at least half of them are morbidly obese and the other half are anorexic

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Bears are fat and gay tho?

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If you're a guy and know what you're doing, the bar is honestly laughably low. I'm not single anymore but when I was and went on dates I'd ask my dates about the weird guys they met, always good for a laugh.

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knowing any spm song = automatic p-dophile

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