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I'm not exactly “rich”, and just wanted to surprise my husband with a cockatoo for Christmas since he loves birds and is very good with animals.

"Surprise! Here's a lifelong obligation."

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A lifelong obligation with a needy, high maintenance, r-slurred toddler-animal!

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That's on him for marrying her!

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:#marseydarkxd:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/Te0mQ7oWbqot5LpaTT/giphy.webp

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Giving an animal as a surprise is pure r-sluration

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Especially a one that lives longer that an average person of size.

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I'm honestly glad the redditor got scammed. The fact that he thought a cockatoo would be a good surprise present is enough evidence that he shouldn't be getting birds in the first place

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There is a Kitboga episode where he calls a dog selling scammer, and the dude had some dogs on backorder. lol

The site was so poorly built, but zoomers are terrible at noticing anything. Then they don't want to seem racist by calling out the bad english, so they fall for this shit. It's hilarious.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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What kind of r-slur buys a bird on the internet? That's the kind of animal you should be willing to drive multiple hours to buy in person if you are gonna take on such a big responsibility which parrots are.

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Why can't they just do a chargeback?

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Hello, credit card company, I was scammed and never :marseyitsover: received the thing I bought.

"No problem. We'll reverse those charges, close :marseynoyouzoom: your account, and open a new one and your new credit card will arrive in one business :marseybroker: day. Is there :marseycheerup: anything :marseycoleporter: else we can help you with?"

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I remember the first time I saw blood in pornography and I was like “oh this is cool… can we get some more? Can we get all of it? Can everyone be covered in blood… ok I need to stop watching that porn and maybe even stop watching at all for a bit” luckily I only indulged for a bit, and as my family was extremely conservative the stimulus was rarely available. I was also maybe 14, so it was much easier to find other things that attracted me and not have that be an instant trigger. I have no idea how my brain decided to stop and be like “no this a REALLY bad idea” but I am often haunted by what I could have become. And I will NEVER watch adult sexual content with blood in it again, I imagine it might be like a stiff drink after 10 years sober and it still freaks me out.

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