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ABC ayy/beesi Always Be Chudding  7mo ago (reddit.com) 514 thread views #254469

Poors crave slop : I'd pay for something like a human kibble or chew that covers all nutrients.

https://old.reddit.com/r/poor/comments/1bhang2/id_pay_for_something_like_a_human_kibble_or_chew/ 




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It would be nice if you could just find something to chew on or drink that covers a lot of necessaries. My issue is that I get bored with the easily made, cheap food I can buy and prep. They all take a short amount of time compared to other foods but then I get super bored of them and would want something more or different..
Eating a special nourishment paste sounds so practical and if its 100% digestible, it is fine with me or I wish for someone to create a human equivalent of dog kibble that contains all the daily nutrients and calories needed to sustain life.
When you don't feel like cooking, eat it, and when you don't want to eat kibble, cook. Why can't we have something like this? I know slowcookers exist, and it's the closest thing to set and forget and eat so we can do human stuff.




















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He made the same post on /r/Frugal if you're looking for more:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/1bhamzx/id_pay_for_something_like_a_human_kibble_or_chew/
Someone there brought up the obvious:
If you get super bored of the easily made cheap food and want something more or different how on earth do you think you wouldn't get bored of nourishment paste or kibble
wtf:
As a person who has an emotionally hard time getting enough food down, I can see what they might be getting at. The entire process of consuming food is unpleasant to me--obtaining it, preparing it, chewing it, cleaning it up, having to poop it out later. Making any of those steps less necessary is welcome. It doesn't mean I never crave the tastes of different foods, but I do keep the closest thing I've found to kibble (protein cereal) around and eat it almost daily. The dread of dealing with food feels kind of like boredom--like the effort for marginal food isn't worth it but the effort for better food is certainly not worth it.































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tbf Soylent is literally exactly what the man is asking for.































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This kind of stuff seems good in theory like eat this one thing instead of spending hours per day cooking. But can you imagine every day having to force yourself to eat some tasteless sludge. Even the biggest slop enjoyer would find that unpleasant.































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These white boys don't season they tasteless sludge :mjlol:































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It would really have to be as quick and painless as drinking a cup of water. That's the only way I can see myself getting past the lack of variety.































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My issue is that I get bored with the easily made, cheap food I can buy and prep
Clearly the solution is an even more boring, ready-made food that doesn't even require prep.
The dude's basically talking about trail mix.
And seriously, GEE I WONDER WHY THESE PEOPLE ARE POOR WITH THIS LEVEL OF MOTIVATION































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One cup rice, one can tuna, one cup mixed frozen vegetables. I eat it at least once a week.































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>Doesn't understand how to derive pleasure from everyday necessities like cooking and eating.
>Why am I sad and angry all the time? Must be capitalism.































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