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https://old.reddit.com/r/Landlord/comments/1c152sg/landlord_usca_should_i_install_sleeping_capsules/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Miami/comments/1c23u48/im_thinking_of_renting_one_of_these_somipods_for/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/1c1yiko/how_popular_are_japanese_style_capsules_for_long/
These appear to be dropshipped from AliExpress https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806542021187.html
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She is like 4'10 and already if she fully extends her legs will almost take the full capsule so that shit is clearly for Indian ITcels legal refugees
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The aliexpress fire extinguisher
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That thing can also be used as grave
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I hope it's that old formulation that uses caustic soda
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This one is particularly egregious. Is our camera along the 'long' wall or 'short' wall'? It looks like a friggen square
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God I'd love to get stuffed in there with her
!coomers
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This is all she's gonna do anyway, whether it's an apartment or a pod, so you might as well make as much money off her as you can.
!coomers I bet you even know the series name
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Swallow salon
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Where does everyone put their clothes and stuff?
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Indian it refugees need only one t-shirt, one shorts and one pair of sandals
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Stuff? It's all rented from the landchad, goyim. The pod comes with one set of unisex grey jumpsuits for inside the house.
Rent clothes when you go out on a rental scooter. Rent work clothes from the company change rooms. Owning things is such a hassle, this way is much easier
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I will rent everything and love it!
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I always think this is a happy dancing slug and not a wiggling parrot
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closets are for tenants who can afford market rates
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Even the Japanese Pod hotels have more storage space.
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New outfit every day.
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With all the money you save in rent you can buy all the disposable clothes you want from Shein
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The inside and outside photos don't really seem to jive with one another, as far as physical layout. None of the fake review videos show anything more than the mark eating a soybar or showing exactly 1 (one) wall
also JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHEN WILL ZOOMERS REALIZE THAT ALL THESE GODDAMN BLUE LIGHTS ARE THE REASON WHY THEY CAN'T SLEEP???
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This is one trend that I never understand.
Why would anyone light up their sleeping room into blue? Because it looks cool?
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Because you don't just sleep in them.
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I sleep in the living room
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Yeah I can't find any actual pics of these irl. All the reviews look fake and it's clearly drop shipped from China.
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That last part is so true, I see so many zoomers with these ugly butt LED lights everywhere and I just don't get it.
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wrong.
WRONG.
The reason why zoomers can't sleep is because they had an Alani energy drink for dinner.
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Literally this but cleaner.
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Imagine having 10 people per room and smoking inside
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Imagine 5 of them being currycels
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The smoke probably smells better than the rest of the place. Like when nightclubs banned smoking and suddenly you could smell how fricking nasty they were
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Literally me
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For now. Give it a few weeks of currycels living in there and it will be worse
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That picture is great
she is so pretty, the things id do in that pod!
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I will not live in the pod. But I'm telling you, if the inhabitant thereof looks like her, I will frick in the pod.
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You'll bang your head on the ceiling while you climax, then you'll pass out on top of her and smother her to death. I hope you're happy.
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Who wouldn't be happy?
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Can I just rent at or near market rate and keep my investment in good shape? I like safe bets such as keeping a tenant long term. I could do that and contribute to healthy and stable family structures, instead of selling my soul to create more pod life bugmen.
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Why not both??
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Being a good landlord with long term tenants and making tenants live in the pod are mutually exclusive.
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Fr I'm gonna
buy all new appliances for my studio because my landlord 
has kept my rent cheap 
over the last 5 years without any gay shit
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He's smart. He has a legal tenant who can easily cost him 50-100k in unrecoverable damages if so desired. Being a landlord is a service job, and redditors do not understand that a landlord provides a valuable service that tenants appreciate. He will always have a very nice positive cash flow if he practices business that way.
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Fr the only issue is getting tenants who WON'T do that and will repay favors like low rent in kind
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Yeah, some people just never appreciate the hat they have. They should be evicted lol.
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If only evictions were enforceable via shotgun
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Every business is a financial one. If you're not treating your business as a financial instrument instead of what the business does to make money, you aren't CEO maxxing.
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I very much value long term stable profits over absolute maximum ROI YoY.
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https://www.npr.org/2022/06/01/1101505691/short-term-profits-and-long-term-consequences-did-jack-welch-break-capitalism
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Then you'll be priced out of the market by people chasing short term profits
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While a room that size could fit 12 sexy Indian dudes, you don't have to condemn the place when they move out.
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Have to throw away the pods though. Jesus christ imagine what that must smell like after some sexy Indian dude has used it as his personal auschwitz for a couple months...
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Hahhaha wtf does that even mean?
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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I wish I could own and operate a Japanese-style pod hotel but U.S. laws would probably forbid them as a fire hazard or something.
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Snapshots:
https://somipods.com/:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Tallcels when will we have enough
space 
to stretch 
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it would make a pretty good GOON pod tbh
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Manlets win yet again
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