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AITA for making my parents replace my "toys" they decided to give away. : AmItheAsshole
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"Oh hey son would it be ok if johnny had your lego yoda speederbike set he broke his foot this evening so i thought it would be a nice pre--"
"That will be $700 + a custom made sealed grillcast funko pop box complete with joebros aged semen, johnny's about as useful as a bag of used condoms"
!nonchuds !spacechads !grillers there's a disgusting amount of legomisia in these trying times
like this man just wanna lego stargrill for gods sake 
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When they put “toys” in quotes I thought they meant like s*x toys lol but no, it's worse, it's legos
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Even worse. It's starshit Lego.
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Keeping Legos of all things SEALED is extra fricking pathetic too. They're meant to be messed around with it's like keeping playdough in the cups. Fricking redditors jfc.
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Lego usd to be for messing around with. Now they're Ikea training kits.
I know kids who will just make the thing that's in the instructions, and then they're done playing with it. It's sad.
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My friends' kids do that! It's fricking nuts. It's like their Alpha brains have been ruined by tutorial levels so they can't even imagine creating something of their own.
I know I sound like
but goddarn the kids are not all right.
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As a kid I would painstakingly keep mine organized that were from themed sets but I also had a whole bunch from yard sales that were just chilling in a plastic container.
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Yeah, lots of
about
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Funko collection status: Ruined.
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My dad gave away my Thomas the train set to one of my cousins, while I was still a kid and I put up less of a fuss than this man child
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Yeah all my toys were given to my younger cousins once I hit 13 lol. Most people grow out of toys but this fricking guy (while living in his parent's basement lmao) is pissed when they let a kid play with HIS LEGOS
he didn't even lose them just opened the box 
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You go on a date with a hot stud and at some point he tells you this story. How do you react?
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I wouldn't go on a date with a dude lol so
for him
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At first I thought it was going to be like that legaladvice fanfic with the rare Boba Fett figure in the original sealed box, but this is about some dead common highly overpriced crap? FFS
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NTA it's a collectors item!
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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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He is a baby, not an adult, and if he's going to call the cops over his "collector's item" and force his dad to pay full market value, then Dad should hit him with a bill for back-rent at full market value for all the years he lived there cheaply.
Fair is fair, after all. Respect the property!
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