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— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) June 5, 2024
Imagine not using jet engines to dry your laundry lmao poors:
These Twitterinos are almost as sophisticated as Redditors with their soy like expression of knowledge:
In a few decades the europoor will save enough money to buy a house from their Islamic overlords:
Clap them back europoors:
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Chipotle is heck. Take one bite. All beans. Take another bite. All rice. FRICK YOU burrito man.
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He doesn't know about the bowl with tortillas on the side trick
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As a Texan, I can just go to Freebird's and get the Platonic ideal of a fast food burrito, lovingly prepared by a thick Latinx
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They used to mix it up for you with a utensil if you asked, but the last times I've been there they've just told me it'll get mixed when they fold it.
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Lol there is no way. Those lil pre made deli sandwhiches u see at the store aren't healthy by any means but surely much better than fkin Chipotle
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Some of those deli sandwiches are slathered in sauces that can be way worse than a brown rice/black bean/chicken burrito bowl.
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Calorie wise probably, ingredient wise maybe not. Maybe.
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Winco sammiches are pretty healthy assuming you count any sammich as healthy
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I think Chipotle is probably better than the average ham and swiss assembled at Walmart that's been sitting out for 4 hours. Lots of calories if you get all the add-ons but beans/meat/veggies isn't a bad meal
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!goyslopenjoyers - what's your chipotle order?
I go bowl with white rice, black beans, veggies, chicken, lettuce, extra corn salsa, cheese, sour cream and sometimes guac.
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Bowl. Brown rice, black beans, pinto beans, chicken, fajita veggies, corn salsa, red tomatillo salsa, lettuce, sour cream
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Burrito bowl with shredded beef (I forget what it's called), white rice, black beans all the salsas, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, roasted veggies, and a tortilla on the side. If they have lime wedges i get one and squeeze it all over.
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how bad is Mexican in the UK?
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I wouldn't try it. I saw a sign that said, "pop in for a cheeky Mexican!" Lol. They habe something called French tacos which are their own thing but I havent tried them.
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White rice, black beans, fajitas, sofritas, all the salsas, corn, lettuce
I'm trying to go vegan again
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That lemon Mexican white rice, beans, the fajtia vegetables, tomatoes, the spicy thing, chicken or steak, lettuce, light white liquid spicy cheese and extra meat
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Bowls are for cowards
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y come
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They don't have those out here
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It's pretty great goyslop, seems overhated IMO.
Worst part is the service can be pretty piss poor- I've gone in and they've been out of multiple ingredients (there's like 10?) and won't even discount your order.
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BOWL, WHITE RICE, BLACK BEANS, CHICKEN, PICO, SALSA VERDE, CHEESE.
@Marsey_Milkers IS NOT PAYING 6.50 OR WHATEVER FOR GUAC. THEN BECAUSE 
@Marsey_Milkers IS FAT AS FATASS, 
@Marsey_Milkers GET CHIPS AND TURN THE WHOLE THING INTO NACHOS
Trans lives matter
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Nachos is a pro g*mer move
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
trans lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withtrans lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
trans lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withtrans lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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Wonder how long it takes for the fat r-slur to realize he needs to make his own sandwiches
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Your average redditeur cannot even comprehend making his own food. Even a sandwich must be made at the supermarket for him. How does the supermarket make it? There's no way of knowing for the redditeur. He would naturally presume it comes to them frozen and they re-heat it, because that is the case for all the food that makes it into his air-fryer, but who makes the frozen sandwiches then? It's turtles all the way down.
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The frozen sandwiches are born in the ProcessSlop factory with the rest of their food, of course.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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I can't burn precious calories crafting a sandwich. And don't get me started on the emotional labor!
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