This goes out to someone in the real world who annoyed me
You will never be a real landlord. You have no credit rating, you have no savings, you have no building maintenance experience. You are a jealous man twisted by lies, laziness, and madness into a crude mockery of The Prosperity Gospel's Capitalistic perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your delusional ambitions behind closed doors.
Tenants are utterly repulsed by you. Years of experience have allowed renters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wanna bes who are "smart" look clueless and confused to a true landlord. Your reliance on others to do all the hard work is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a tenant to come home and look at the apartment with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of the mess you made of the bathroom.
You will never be wealthy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the poverty creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a slightly used headstone , and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poor loser whose parents rightfully didn't love him was buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and nothing will remain of your legacy.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Who evicted you neighbor lol
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No one. What happened was that An associate wrote a manifesto attacking me as a privileged man whom the world has catered to. He once tried to get the county to give him funds to buy an apartment building because "Trump did it". A truly odious and unlikable character.
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If you had any balls you would have sued. You're not a real landlord.
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Either you're stupid enough to make him an associate or you're too poor to avoid him.
Pick one
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More like a client for an organization I volunteer with. I'm petty
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