Yesterday I pulled out of my street to find what I thought was my baby boy raccoon dead on the side of the road. I wrapped him in a towel and brought him to the ritual raccoon burial ground, then took a nap.
When I woke up both my boy and girl raccoons were alive and waiting for me at the back door.
These motherlovers all look the same.
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Still sad 😔
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say what?
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A spot in the woods where I bury the ones I raised that didn't make it.
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You need to use some food coloring on them to tell them apart
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WHY DID YOU KILL HIM??
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I thought you were joking and it was sleeping
At least it wasn't your friend. You should mount bodycams on them so you can John Wick if the need arises.
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I am writing in response to your request for my political opinion on "big tiddy goth girls". I must first state that upon receiving this electronic message, I had to direct one of my interns to look it up for me on the internet, as I am much to old and feeble minded to use a personal computing system. Upon finding out the meaning of this, I must say I am quite against women with large bosoms who dress and do their powder and rogue in the style of gothic. I believe this style of appearance too closely mimics that of satanism, and while the first amendment protects this, it is something I cannot morally support.
Lastly, you also mentioned something about "traps being gay", which was another term I had to have defined for me on the internet. Men who cross dress as women; it would still be having a homosexual relationship even if they had the appearance of a woman. So this time, I am actually in agreement with you on this.
This is perhaps one of the strangest requests for opinion I have ever received, and I am sorry to make this response brief, but I must make my hourly trip to Dairy Queen, as it is a good place for u kno what.
Sincerely,
Chuck Grassley
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