Frick Deer and Raccoons. I'm buying a gun.

Why?!? It had two figs already and was going to give me so many more next season.

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Maybe my luck will turn around.

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!goomblers lend me your strength

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Deer ravaged my tomato plants this year so I will be ravaging their bloodlines

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I feel your pain. I wish I could shoot every eastern grey squirrel that sets foot on my property. They've destroyed every sunflower I've ever planted. They chewed off every single strawberry this year, took a single bite and left the rest to rot on the ground. I hate them so much, and they're an invasive species so I should be allowed to kill them all.

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I know the heartbreak man, I tried corn in my garden one year, had like 15 plants with 2-3 ears each, woke up one morning and they were all knocked over and devoured. Frickin' coons.

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Guarantee that, should you buy a gun, the only one you'll successfully shoot will be yourself.

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The tree faces the road too so a gun might not be the best defense. I am leaning towards claymore mines.

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Just get like 8 dogs. workes like a charm they eviscerate them raycons

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I would like to get a :marseyklenny2:, but I would need to build a fence first. For some reason the country booze cruisers:marseymoonshine: crash on my road all the time. I've owned this place for 6 months and there have been four wrecks:marseysteer:. The last one was a neighbor (as in someone who lives near me) whose car caught on fire:marseyburn:. They had it towed to their driveway where its burned husk sits to this day.:marseyclapping:

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