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Some b-word boy errand runner told me he couldn't pick up a bottle of skyy and some red bull

I guess this is a quasi Friday night drunk thread. Drove into work and need to stay the night. My assistant was told get a bottle of skyy and a 6 pack of Red Bull. How fricking difficult is that? Probably would've been easier to just walk into town

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:#marseyconfused2:

This shit is starting to feel like the delusions that mom had in Requiem for a Dream when she thought she was on that game show

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https://media.giphy.com/media/7Fb4qMFtVPhBK/giphy.webp

!slots110

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:marseybigdog: :marseyschizoshaking: Um, garçon? Fetch me some vodka, please

:marseycop: Sir. Sir! Please stop muttering to that dog poster and move along, please

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my diagnosis: down syndrome

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Probably correct. All he had to do was drive down to the commissary and buy it since i don't have access and didn't want to drive off campus. Not sure how many chromosomes you need to frick that up.

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why aren't you allowed to drive to the commissary

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I'm on temp access and the commissary is for military and full time. I could probably get away small things but alcohol and Red Bull, probably not

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My assistant @XY can't do it either because he's mormon

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offer your bussy as payment

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My bussy is expensive. Easier to hand a $100 bill for a cheap purchase :marseyblowkiss:

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

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:#marseycryingclown:

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Somehow he has managed to frick up an even easier task of walking down to the cafeteria and getting me an apple. I have an open tab that's fully paid for so it's not like he has to do anything besides pick up an apple and place it on the break room table.

I requested he pick up a block from an expired donor and pretty tempted to pick it up myself.

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Picked up the block from histology, signed out the block and dropped it off in the lab. Took 5 minutes. Why the frick are we paying these people again?

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