Look at my poor porch. My poorch.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16961709920080805.webp

I forgot to take a before pic but 20 years of water running off the roof with no gutters rotted a hole in my screened porch and the whole wall was festering from the inside. Plan on having it all back together by tomorrow.

This is the last section of rot I have to take care off (that I know of) and I'm super excited to be done fixing the exterior. Basement is next.

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its possible the raccoon did it i wouldnt trust them

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They actually did try to burrow into the wall where the rot was. Last night my two personal raccoons didn't show up at their usual time so I went to bed. Woke up a few hours later to find them on top of the scaffolding and trying to figure out how to bridge the gap onto the porch.

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I've been scared to ask and it's okay not to answer but how is your dad doing?

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Oh he dead. Died back in June, quickly and peacefully at home.

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I'm so sorry

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>oh he dead

I'm sorry but this is the exact thing I would say in this circumstance.

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I'd be using this one

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16962470093016145.webp

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:#marseythebuilder: Just call it an open concept room

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that pretty much only works if you live in the nice parts of south america

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:marseythinkorino: Move the house to a better climate?

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>he fell for living inna woods

YOU VILL PUT UP VITH ZE BUGS

:#soyjakferal::!#marseynuts:

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A screened porch is just a poorly insulated room. Ah can't enjoy the wind blowin' across mah barley fields as ah sip mah lemonade in no screened porch, sir.

Well ah do declare it to be a travesty, sir; a travesty!

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Doesn't look poor to me! Fresh cushions, wicker for days, big glass panes… it's a lil run down in the railing sure but the deck itself looks niiiiiice

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It's supposed to look like this, lol. https://i.rdrama.net/images/16961790883089824.webp

(View from the other side, it's fully enclosed with screens.)

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Why didnt you just install gutters?

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I will once I'm done repairing all of the damage. I didn't realize it was a problem until the damage was done.

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bruh did you have a flush roof or something? did your parents never teach you about eaves?

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It's got eaves but also a lot of peaks and angles that result in waterfalls when there's a hard rain.

I didn't build the house.

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I didn't build the house.

well that's where you fricked up then. post pic of roofline so we can judge the architect

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If you need some labor I'm a psychotic drifter and my schedule is open November-Mid January and also the month of March.

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that forest you live in looks beautiful

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I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the buttholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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