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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)>  8mo ago (text post) Edited 8mo ago 194 thread views #209083

I should be able to bet my -50 coins this is bullshit!:marseylolcow:

The monetary system on this site is broken and fiscally irresponsible!

Edit: Okay, now I'm up to -150. I think I might be tangentially close to the truth

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Why do you care about coins? Caring about anything at all is why so many people are broke.

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Why do you care about coins

It's not the coins, Pizza! It's never been about the coins, it's about the (mathematical)contradiction!

Caring about anything at all is why so many people are broke

False, otherwise Care-bears wouldnt have made a profit

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I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boikitty. Needless to say, I don't use it anymore. The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.

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Specifically -money. I wanna square root that shit beforr its gone so I can access the imaginary realm

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Make it so that marseycoin is a complex number. When you spend it on awards it subtracts from the magnitude and when you comment it rotates it slightly. When you send marseycoin to someone else it does vector addition

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>Quantum physics tells us that no matter how thorough our observation of the present, the (unobserved) past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum:marseymicrosoftpride: of possibilities.The universe, according to quantum physics, has no single past, or history. The fact that the past takes no definite form means that observations you make on a system in the present affect its past.” ~Stephen Hawking, The Grand Design

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destroy the marseyconomy

12 trillion in debt another 12 trillion to go :marseygolden2:

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Not in debt, then it wouldnt be negative dc if I were. This is a real mathematical impossibility here.

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I need to be supplied with more coins

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I need less until I can figire this out. I need to get to the other side!

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If we were allowed to ber negative coin, rhings might have been different

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Lets see if your lucky

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I'm only lucky when I get my peepee wet

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Frick you i was going to give you coins but not anymore :marseycry:

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I forgot how to goomble. Is it !slots100

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Why? So Even if you win the bet, at 2:1 odds betting -50 coins, you'd then be down to -100 coins, r-slur.

:#marseyretard2:

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A negative times a negstive is a positive. Test it on your calculator.

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Where's the second negative?

-50 X (2÷1) = -100

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That's not what mine says. Do you have M pressed?

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the buttons on the far right column on this calculator

https://www.newsncr.com/national/what-are-the-functions-of-mc-mr-m-and-m-buttons-in-calculator-have-you-ever-used-them

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