A zip tie did this to me. Do I have soft hands rDrama?

So exactly how do you jerk off to people you've never even seen pictures of? Do you like, navigate to their own rdrama comments that you bookmarked and start stroking it as you read?

"Ungh... that's the stuff... dunk on that LOLcow baby... yeah, dunk on them harder... now a little smugposting, that's right. Doesn't that feel good baby? Punish that naughty LOLcow. Smack them around, teach them who's boss! Oh frick, now it looks like Snappy is getting in on the action. Yes! Frick, yes! Zozbot, zoz the frick out of that thread! Now the full zozzle! OH YEAH! Oh god I'm coming!"