About 70% of dudes on the internet are in relationships pretending they're single to flirt with internet women and so won't want to show you a picture of a big bed with their wife's pillow on it. If you've been talking for a couple of weeks already there's not really any reason not to show you so the excuses get kind of funny.
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- IlIIlIlIlIlIl : This user is a gay fiend
rdrama foids, you should ask any moid you talk to on the internet for a picture of his bed
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This backfires easily because they always want to include their peepee in the photo of the bed.
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I'd get called a cute twink for having plushies and having a giant pink strawberry body pillow on my bed
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Cute twink
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stop trying to blow up my spot bro
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I have a single bed.
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that's okay then you're not lying unless you also sleep in it with your gf which would be kind of weird
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I sleep with my wife in a single bed.
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that way she always has to spoon
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I actually did that for a while it gets less fun after like the 2nd night
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I guess it wasn't true love, then
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Lol right? It was cute spooning forcefully in the winter but once summer hits yeesh, too hot
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And at some point you're like I wanna put my legs in a different position now oh yeah I can't
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just futonmaxx, weed out the gold diggers bro
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Wtf is wrong with you
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Please dont do.this to.me
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