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My peepeehead dog ended up killing our new cat.:!marseyshooting::!marseyklenny2:

Got pulled home from a camping trip by my wife. My frickstick husky got wound up and tried to go from playing with a 130lbs akita to playing with a 3 month old kitten. It was a stray we took in just a month ago because my kids really wanted it. This fricking dog misbehaves and gets wild every God darn fricking time I'm not around anymore, I don't know if I should be mad at him or my darn wife for not beingable to handle the dog she wanted. I just spent two hours trying to comfort my daughter, she's spent every waking minute cuddling her since we brought her in. And it's her fricking birthday, I get to burry my daughters cat for her fricking birthday.

Frick you dog I hate you.

RIP Luna I'm sorry.:!marseylibations:

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Man up and take a little bit of responsibility for the fact your dog doesn't know how to behave. Somehow it's only your wife's fault? My ex-girlfriend's dogs continue to behave even after I'm out of the picture.

That sucks though :marseydepressed:

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>:marseygigaretard: adopts stray :marseytrans: with :marseygiftboxmarsey: in house

>:marseytrans: acts like stray :marseytrans:

>"It's my wife's fault"

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Cat was the stray.

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Reading comprehension not your strongest suit?

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The text body didn't indicate which was new, your title does though yeah. Ultimately it just makes you look even worse, this is a dog you've had for a while that you should either be able to control or get rid of. Pathetic to blame your wife either way. :marseyshrug:

Idiots like you are why I carry a gun taking my medium sized dog out for walks. :marseythumbsup:

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Hahaha oh man look at those impotent angry downmarseys. Probably because you mentioned a scary gun.

I had a huskie strag down the road from me who thought letting his giant r-slurred dog run free was a good idea until it ran up to my kids and I pulled my shit out and got in front of my kids. He extended his neck 11 feet and did a little fat man jog over while scowling, but kept his mouth shut.

That was the last time he showed off his cool dog in front of my house! Weird.

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In fairness to the :marseyseethe: downmarseyrs I did get details backwards, but I stand by the position that my mistake would've made his irresponsibility more excusable. He seems like a manchild :marseydomesticabuse: for implying this was his wife/dog's fault.

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You don't downmarsey misinformation on rdrama, they should be sent back to Reddit

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It's the wife's dog.

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This is all bustles. They raise dogs like they raise their kids, hands off.

>maybe this giant animal will just learn to behave on its own like in my comic book movies

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I don't think this guy lives in the city (though his wife might've or didn't grow up with dogs) but that's been my experience. Herding dogs, terriers, and dogs over 100lbs being kept in apartments with the results you'd expect. Women think play-wrestling with the dog and winning is abuse, and the dog interprets it as a win.

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You must be joking if you think bustles are worse about that than anyone else. Ruralcels just let their dogs roam wherever the frick and do whatever the frick. I have to dodge neighbor dogs every day on my way home

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I think it's in part because I'm a stay at home dad, so I'm always around. All 3 seem to lose their shit every time I'm gone for a day but the rest of the family's home. They seem fine when we leave as a family, but on the rare occasions my wife's in charge one busts out or something gets broken or they spread trash all over. It's like my wife's authority over them stems from me, they clearly see her as subordinate to me and them. To them it's seems to go me>my daughter>middle son>them>wife=/>oldest son, pretty typical of their breeds and pack mentality, only she can do something about it.

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You should let your wife peg you in front of the dogs and then encourage the dogs to frick your wife in front of you. Much more balance this way. Have the kids jerk you and the dogs off while licking out you wife / their mother.

THE ARISTOCRATS

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:#taywhat:

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Is your wife strong enough to pin them? That's the easiest way to establish dominance.

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The husky, maybe. The 130lbs dog bred to fend off bears, absolutely not. That's actually how I do it with puppies but we adopted the husky.

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