wuz here
My iPhone 15 Pro Max arrived at the Verizon store and I went to pick it up and the wagie wanted to do the whole thing where he backs your iCloud and shit up so they don't get in trouble when a confused boomer calls in screaming that their pictures are gone
And I said dw I took care of that before I came
And he was like yeah that's fine but for my own sake can you please just let me do it rq this happens all the time and people freak out when they get home
So sure
Anyway I gave him my pin without thinking and I had this thread open because I had been admiring my own post
https://rdrama.net/post/216308/did-you-know-voldemort-put-a/5278705#context
He didn't comment on it and just closed Safari after a long moment but it was mortifying
Later he asked me what I do for a living and I've never been asked that by a moid wagie before and I'm positive I was being rightly judged by someone who sells phones for minimum wage
This has been cathartic. Thank you.
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He knows this site and was mocking you for jannying for free
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That did cross my mind but I doubt it
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if a user opened the site and saw you logged in on your phone, they would have posted about it before you got to your car and tagged you in it unless they are a giant kitty. it's MAD if either doxxes the other
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idk outing yourself as a wagie is a big ask for fame
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making alt too hard
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If you can't get the fame of having met the real carp on your main then what's the point
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idk im not the one worried about being a wagie. found the carp meeter. was he cute?
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Very handsome
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One time I was at the Verizon store to get my new phone picked up, I however made the mistake of telling my friends beforehand who proceeded to make our gc icon a massive swastika. Which then led the the wagie quickly swiping away messages of HEIL HITLER that kept popping up with increasing frequency.
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if ur friend group isnt like this they not ur friends fr
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True. If they ain't mock you to your face they doin it behind your back
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Related: I didn't know when you changed the group chat name it changed it for everyone. Some took umbrage to “neurodivergent homies 🧩 “
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Lmao
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glad i'm not the only one who does this
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this is why i only browse rdrama thru a sandbox on my raspberry pi
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did he like the halloween
music 
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I (usually) have it muted on mobile like a cuck
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So YOU pick the music and YOU still block it smh my head
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The absolute state of rdrama events lmao
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Hey, that's cheating.
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omg he's literally me
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What does your physique look like? I would have just mogged him if he tried that on me, fr fr.
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You literally just flexed so hard on his butt that you can have the newest iPhone yet still be on a dumb site like this. This was no L.
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I got chills reading this.
This was almost literally my nightmare the other day.
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No one seems to care what I do. Maybe I just come off as unemployed?
!slots222
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phone wagies use this as an excuse to go in the backroom to view/copy your nude photos
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It was me I was the wagie.
I totally owned you with facts and logic to my coworkers after you left and everyone clapped by the way.
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Carp lore update:
Carp is boomer who looks like he don't know how to use tech IRL
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CARPDOUKEN!
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Why is there a muggle at Hogwarts?
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.. idgi. Just say it was frickin harry potter reddit or some shit.
Also who cares, dudes a cellphone store salesman. I have more respect for walmart greeters.
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F̵̽̉U̷̓̕C̵̟̍K̴̾̍ ̵́̒O̶͐̇F̷͗̐F̴͛̄ ̸̆͠CARP
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Noted- fishboy is an applecuck who spends big money
on a shitty status symbol 
and probably dresses like a meth hobo
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If it makes you feel better Carp, one time I brought a laptop in to get some virus thing fixed and I had left a Girls Gone Wild DVD in the DVD drive.
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That's just how you tip itcels. You know he made a rip of that while he fixed the laptop.
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Naw I'm pretty great
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Androidchads stay winning
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Torrenting annie mays from your phone? Sounds radical.
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Arent you into dudes?
Strag is our word, you cant appropriate it like you do womanhood
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